Sam

I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.

@marinmcclowry Marin I love this!! 😊

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In a span of five months, two long American marathon droughts came to an end. #BostonMarathon

.@ShalaneFlanagan is a psychic legend. 🇺🇸 #BostonMarathon

My sister snapped me this, but I feel like it deserves to be seen by so many more 😭

Take me on a date where we drive around all night showing each other our favorite songs

@LollaPrediction @casscalcaterra

#BIGEAST CHAMPION! Freshman @marinmcclowry is your BIG EAST high jump champ! Her height of 1.70m/5-7 ties her PR! #gotafterit💪

*creation of the kangaroo* God: Okay so the deer was a big hit let’s work off that Angel 1: What if it could carry it’s offspring with it for protection God: Okay that’s kind of weak Sharon but we’ll add it Angel 2: What if it could kick the shit out of you God: There it is

In need of a road trip that involves stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners

This dude on the Akron Art Museum snap story gave me a good laugh today and I thought I would share it...

I can't even imagine how much less stress you'd have if your parents were able to pay for your rent and tuition

high school culture is an upper middle class white girl buying a Nikon and a week later they’re asking you to pay them to take your wedding pics cause they’ve started a photography business which is really just an IG page with a few pics of their best friend sitting in the grass

Thread of gifs from As seen on TV ads/infomercials because they’re literally so funny and underrated:

looking for new music... anyone have any album suggestions??

The Dogs of 2017

#NetNeutrality is key to free expression, innovation & public safety. cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce54j4…

My. Rainier National Park

You have to respect the fact that Craigslist hasn’t updated the look of their site in 20 years. They’re like if you want to use our shitty website to sell your garbage fine, if not fuck off we don’t care