Sam Eifling

Want to stash a few million in a secret offshore account, without letting the IRS know? Here's a guide, via a no-way-they-actually-wrote-this-shit-down memo in the #JerseyOffshore data leak. My first byline in @MotherJones, with @CalynShaw: motherjones.com/politics/2021/…

NEW: Two years ago, over brunch, Trumpists working under Project 2025 began plotting ways for Trump to deploy the military on U.S. soil. Election-denier Jeffrey Clark suggested invoking the Insurrection Act. Welcome to the Insurrectionist Brunch: phoenixnewtimes.com/news/trumpists…

The 911 audio from Christian Diaz Rendon's killing is awful. You hear his kids' terror as a gunman enters the house. Then relief as they tell police that their dad had subdued him. Finally, you hear their anguish as a Phoenix cop shoots their dad dead. phoenixnewtimes.com/news/phoenix-c…

Kole Calhoun, the former Diamondbacks outfielder and ASU star, called Alex Pretti's killing "murder" on Instagram and said the Trump administration's immigration crackdown “blatantly racist." Story: phoenixnewtimes.com/news/ex-diamon…

Last week, we asked Pinal County Attorney Brad Miller if he used Signal. He said no. We asked if Signal was on his phone. He said no. Today, we have a story about Brad Miller using Signal to avoid public records disclosures. By @stephenlemons: phoenixnewtimes.com/news/pinal-cou…

The wife of Kyrsten Sinema's bodyguard is suing the former Senator for breaking up her marriage. Last year, Sinema spoke with @phoenixnewtimes about the man as her inspiration behind her advocacy for a bill to fund psychedelic drug research in Arizona. phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona-s…

Just amazing to realize we already had the perfect picture for this story on Kyrsten Sinema allegedly seducing her bodyguard and ruining his marriage. From @morgfisch: phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona-s…

@DHSgov still learning how headlines work, I see

This despicably misleading headline is exactly why the American people have completely lost faith in the mainstream media. This journalist knows the facts, was given the truth, and adamantly REFUSES to report it. Here are the facts: At 6:50 PM CT, federal law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted traffic stop in Minneapolis of an illegal alien from Venezuela who was released into the country by Joe Biden in 2022. In an attempt to evade arrest, the subject fled the scene in his vehicle and crashed into a parked car. The subject then fled on foot. The law enforcement officer caught up to the subject on foot and attempted to apprehend him when the subject began to resist and violently assault the officer. While the subject and law enforcement were in a struggle on the ground, two subjects came out of a nearby apartment and also attacked the law enforcement officer with a snow shovel and broom handle. As the officer was being ambushed and attacked by the two individuals, the original subject got loose and began striking the officer with a shovel or broom stick. Fearing for his life and safety as he was being ambushed by three individuals, the officer fired a defensive shot to defend his life. The initial subject was hit in the leg. All three subjects ran back into the apartment and barricaded themselves inside. The attacked officer and subject are both in the hospital. Both attackers are in custody.

@AmiriKing @JohnNaborsShow weakest take in the history of takes

@JohnNaborsShow Well that probably made him less racist. Way to go.

Big boy with the wild hair had a swastika on his phone that was seen by the people behind him after he would never sit down. Then in this video you can hear him say "Heil Hitler" before getting smacked. What a garbage human being. Ban this dude forever.

EXCLUSIVE: Ahead of her reelection launch today, I spoke with @RepYassAnsari to reflect on her first year. Ending private, for-profit ICE detention centers is a top priority for Ansari, who has witnessed their "horrific" conditions firsthand. phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona-l…

NEW: Last year, after signing up for ICE's 287(g) program, the Cochise County Sheriff's Office got a $1M grant. It included $250K seemingly set aside for Sheriff Mark Dannels -- a Trump supporter -- to travel to conferences held at resorts and casinos: phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona-s…

@RepAndyBiggsAZ Thanks for giving us the opportunity to correct misinformation. Your tweet is, even on its alleged merits, false. phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona-r…

Gross. There’s no such thing as “trans kids,” only children infected by the woke mind virus.

Years ago, border czar Tom Homan saved undocumented immigrants from deportation in Phoenix. Then came Trump. Now Homan's former colleagues don't recognize the cruel man -- "Hulk Homan," one calls him -- that he's become. By @stephenlemons: phoenixnewtimes.com/news/tom-homan…

ICE and Peoria Police spotted in Glendale Tuesday morning, after some say a raid was carried out at the Walmart on 67 Ave and Peoria. Here’s what we know: phoenixnewtimes.com/news/arizona-a…

@bbuckley88 @RichardHanania what could possibly inspire your skepticism about the tariffs? genuine question

For those asking: yes, voting for Trump was a mistake. I thought we'd get a repeat of the first administration, but we didn't. The signs were there, I just did not take my own ideas about the awfulness of Trump and MAGA seriously enough.

@RichardHanania lol "the human capital problem." you can just say "the human."

@Riley_Gaines_ DOGE is already an act

73% of Americans approve of what DOGE is doing in the executive branch YES on the CR and YES on the soon-to-come DOGE Act to: - eliminate fraud, waste, and abuse - deliver real budget cuts - secure the America First agenda - drain the swamp

@JohnJHarwood with drug deaths already in decline, this is a metric they can later point to and say "see? the tariffs worked!"

"if fentanyl ends"? talking to 4th graders here? if "ending" fentanyl quickly were an achievable goal (it isn't), Trump could've ended it in his first term when fentanyl deaths went up every year

@andrewcuomo someone else needs to step up. Andrew Cuomo would be the worst NYC mayor since the current one

Our city is in crisis. That’s why I am running to be Mayor of New York City. We need government to work. We need effective leadership. andrewcuomo.com/donate

He is. It’s sad.

@_lizharvey different phase of life but this one also got me through a big ol' crackup. my 20s were painfully literal? youtube.com/watch?v=E3yv8B…

@SamEifling Ummm personally i would listen to hardcore with a talky breakdown about imagined violence but i guess we all grieve differently

If you worked retail in this era reddit style athiesm really seemed appealing after 8 hours of this christian adjacent music. sends a shiver down my spine truly.