🇺🇸Rock Me SAMadeus🇮🇹

If Twitter dies, let's all buy condos in the same complex, sit out on our patios, and scream our Tweets at each other.

If you're someone who wears glasses, opening a dishwasher that has finished its cleaning cycle is like stepping out of an air-conditioned Florida hotel in July, or out of the elevator and onto the first floor of hell. Either way, I can't see.

@skulleeroz1217 I'm sure we're not far behind.

@SamRC1987 Noted it's $4.23 here

Not bragging, but it cost me a little over $30 to fill my gas tank. ...I neglected to mention that my tank was half-full at the time.

@skulleeroz1217 Point is it's a sh*t ton, or $3.99/gallon.

@SamRC1987 So how much a gallon? Or is this a word problem?

@thebiblioblonde I gave the gas pump the same greeting.

@SamRC1987 Can’t “like” this post so instead…

@VisibleThink @ATRightMovies 😬

@SamRC1987 @ATRightMovies Waterworld…… ooooppps sorry just had to throw that in there. Key word here is throw, as in throw away

I could spend all day reading 📖

@Welcome2Canadia Haha.

@SamRC1987 Good point. 🤦🏼

Walking with car keys in your pocket is an inexpensive way to sound like a cowboy wearing spurs.

I love being alone with my books…

@Welcome2Canadia Not if they aren't your car keys 😂

@SamRC1987 Whadda you mean inexpensive? (You gotta buy the car!) 😎

@nostalgiaa @JustL2000 I sure do.

anyone remember Eureeka’s Castle?

@skulleeroz1217 Indeed.

@SamRC1987 I agree, when we go to sleep 🌑🌗🌖

If Artemis II didn't listen to "Goodnight Moon" narrated by Christopher Walken whilst they were up there, then the entire mission was a failure.

@skulleeroz1217 I think it should still be told "good night."

@SamRC1987 The moon never sleeps ... 🌑🌗🌖

@notsoscarysheri 😂❤️

@SamRC1987 😂😂💖

If you're marrying me, just know that I plan on proposing with a first edition of a classic book, instead.

@braves2430 @Lulu_cowboys 2 & 5.

Which ones don't you have?💥

@theepicmap Expensive and traffic-jammed, but also scenic and historic.

How is it living in this part of the United States?

@notsoscarysheri Be right there 😂

@SamRC1987 This would work on me 😂