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Do you let her hit the blunt while she’s sucking your dick? Or do you make her put it down first? Drop your rules below 👇 Stoner Life or Weed & Head

When ‘Fuck the Police’ Goes from Slogan to Game Plan

Which sex position makes women cum or squirt too fast??

My old manager had a habit of starting feedback with “I want to be really honest with you.” Everything that followed that phrase was always the opposite of what she said to your face in regular conversations. We started dreading that sentence. It meant the version of events you had been operating with was wrong and you were about to find out how wrong.

@kiara_whispers Yeah same here fr 😅

the version of me from a year ago would be proud

why as a Chipotle worker are you telling the lady at the register I got double chicken😭

I only wanna show my affection to one person. Y’all can keep that sneaky link culture. My body & soul ain’t for sharing

I sat still for 30 seconds and noticed the fridge hum.what quiet thing did you hear?

@ALEXAGY0 Don't forget I need HAPPINESS so if so why am I getting the MONEY for damn this is hard really

You can have $5M but you can never get drunk or high again, are you interested? Why or why not?

Feeling nosy as hell but my new neighbors are 23. Our neighborhood starts around $450,000. I didn’t think much of it at first, but today she told me her husband is unemployed and she works two days a week. She said “This is just a starter home.” My 18 year old son stood there like 🥴 I want in on whatever they’re doing 😂😩

@zionszzn Mhhhm 😊 never know of this, so it's?

If she laughs at her own jokes she’s a keeper

I was explaining “if you snooze you lose” to french wife and she said “so basically it’s if you are sleeping, fuck you”

@_1alfred And you told your girl the she's the only one for real, omg 😳

Every time I do something nice for my girl other girls ask "where can I get a man like you" Right here baby, I cheat 😭😂

Delete the ‘lol’ from the end of your sentences & just say what you need to say

I think y’all eat runny eggs and rare steak for attention😭

Weird Covert Narcissist Behavior #40: Pretending to be confused to avoid responsibility. It’s a tactic to put the burden back on you, avoid consequences, make you think you're overreacting and make you question whether the issue is even worth discussing.

Take alot of pictures while you’re still young, you’re never gonna regret it.