Samuel Brewsef

The crust has risen.

imagine ordering DoorDash here 😍

the more time I spend in LA the more I realize that “Southern California white person” is a unique and distinct newly formed ethnicity

Je téléphone à la police on the French guys drinking coronas outside of Erewhon!!!

@williexwill This is big time livin brother

When I get an email like this I question how I’m living

In Montreal cosplaying as a local by not wearing deodorant and giving myself gout w luxurious gourmand meals

Bad Bunny should bring out the cataracs for the halftime show @davidsingervine

what if Bad Bunny brings out Lil B as a secret surprise guest

I’m gonna buy Rash and rename it Shingles

I’m going down the road feeling bad if anybody needs anything

was seeing a woman for almost 6 months and had to finally end it bc she let her pet rats go free range in the apartment

earlier today I watched a dude dressed head to toe in Ed Hardy slam an Olde English tall can chuck it over a fence then immediately whip out his dick and piss on the McCarren tennis bubble my jaw dropped it was such an alpha move

Just locked up first place in my low stakes amateur men’s tennis league division for the season please clap

Cam’ron Winter

Gossip Girl exists within the Eyes Wide Shut extended universe

@ExaltedFoks Keens Steakhouse. The ceiling is lined with historic smoking pipes. They also have a collection of pipes owned by famous patrons including Babe Ruth and Albert Einstein.

I’m compiling a list of the greatest rooms in NYC. I have the following, in no order: - Smoking room at Wall St Baths - Gilder wing of the Natural History Museum - Django - suite at the Plaza Hotel - Bemelman’s Bar - The open air Egyptian wing at The Met - Guggenheim

they blew snoopy's shit smoove off

The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas

@sleevywonder Yeah absolutely has to be members only tho and we get cool ID cards maybe vests too

Does anyone want to start a small illegal pool hall in the dilapidated basement of my bedstuy apartment (already built out basically we just need a pool table)

@Emily_Sundberg Tanoshi Sushi! Phenomenal down to earth affordable byob omakase joint

Where should I go to dinner alone on the upper east side after therapy tonight