Samuel Oliphant

McGOING... McGOING... McGONE 💣 Kevin McGonigle wasting NO TIME

@jordanbateman @icbabc @MacleanKay Okay, Stafford is Canton bound (and the Lions now have 200% more playoff wins). Lmk when tickets go on sale?

@SamuelOliphant @icbabc @MacleanKay .@icbabc only takes Hall of Famers, and Stafford ain't one. Also, imagine being a fan of a franchise so sad sack, so inept, so futile, so poorly run, so hopeless, that you have to glom onto the success of former players elsewhere. Detroit Lions: 1 playoff win in 60+ years.

@jordanbateman I will pay any amount of money to go to a Matthew Stafford @icbabc gala. cc @MacleanKay

Haven't posted in almost a year. But those who know me know I've been waiting almost 20 years for this. RIP to all the haters over the years.

I can think of few moments in life more humbling than my two year mimicking me putting on my shoes. As he bends over to pretend to tie his shoes, he audibly grunts to demonstrate the struggle he’s witnessed on too many occasions. 🥴

Huge congrats to BC's @ntaylorgolf59 winning his 5th @PGATOUR event @SonyOpenHawaii in a playoff!

Dan. Campbell. #onepride

BALLGAME #GBvsDET | 📺 @NFLonPrime

Big news for @bc_golfer as longtime CEO @KrisJonasson announces retirement plans. Huge shoes to fill! Kris - thanks for all you have done for golf in the province and beyond. britishcolumbiagolf.org/uncategorized/…

LFG 🐅

TIGERS WIN! TIGERS SWEEP!

@S_Maniago Have you seen the odds for Lions Super Bowl? My time is now!

@SamuelOliphant 😂 no…but one could argue the teams you cheer for require super strength

One of the greatest disadvantages of being an early riser is clearing the spiderwebs for everyone else as the first of the day walking residential streets.

@S_Maniago Is regularly losing small amounts of money on sports betting a super power? Because if it is, I’ve got that in spades.

@SamuelOliphant Yeah, but do you ever sleep? Perhaps those spiders are giving you super powers 😂

@MacleanKay Do you know how many tweets I read before you even get up? We are not the same.

@SamuelOliphant Also the getting up early part.

Does anyone else feel like their childhood was filled with warnings about how gross brussels sprouts are, while not nearly enough was done to prepare you for how terrible cauliflower is?

Congratulations to all the competitors in the 2024 All Abilities Championship. It was a pleasure meeting and then watching all of you play. I hope to see you all again soon.

What an experience. @ChambersBayGolf @PlayWAGolf

@evan_southern @MacleanKay

@MacleanKay There is always that one person! Even @SamuelOliphant was cheering for the Oil!

Oh thank God 😂

@KrisJonasson 😂 he looks great

Thinking of you @SamuelOliphant

Newly-selected @Lions T @itsyaboigio is the first @NFL player to be drafted out of the University of British Columbia, and is the highest-drafted tackle by Detroit since @peneisewell58 in 2021. #OnePride