Saryn ⚘

Didn't think I was serious about your new sweatwipe duties, huh? No no, this is one of your chores from now on! Wow, not even feigning some token shame? No hesitation? You're just getting right in there? That's, ugh. If I didn't know what kind of servile lil schmuck you are, I'd be catching secondhand embarrassment right about now. 🤍 Do a good job or you're getting demoted to sock cleaner only 🖤

is it transphobic to know that red bull tastes better than white monster

If you keep working lots of jobs, and try really hard, and buy me lots of cute outfits, and stop trying to sneak huffs of my laundry... Maaaybe I'll let you come work out with me! The guys at the gym are all super nice, you'll love em! 🖤 I'm pretty sure you can't really keep up with them though, so you might be on water and wipe down duty. You'd still love that though, right cutie?~

Doing all that work has to get tiring, huh? C'mere, it's not all bad... you know you like feeling productive! You're going to become the best version of yourself. 🤍 You've been binging ASMR to sleep after your long days, huh? What would you give to experience it for real?~ It'll only cost you everything. 🖤 Worth it, I promise!

this whole account is just an elaborate flashbang for people who use dark mode btw I will never stop making content that blows out your inferior oversensitive retinas

totally original betasafe edits mass produced and served to a deserving audience, the mental equivalent of prison food~ You adore it though.🖤 Embrace the certainty of death and simptaxes, cutie! 🖤 Rich smart hottie girlies will neeevverrr let you go, I care about you, I promise you are valued for who you are 🤍

Every time I see a male branding themselves as dominant posting LLM generated riffs on lukewarm takes I feel more revulsion than looking at a decaying corpse. If you're gonna do the man thing and try and take an intellectual high ground by structuring your idiolect like a washed up Ayn Rand fanboi, at least have the balls to write your own words lmao "Not structure - inspiration" shut up go get a vasectomy with the anesthesia denied by your health insurance you unoriginal memetic garbage can

Working so hard to get all those annoying chores done, thankies! You're the best friend I could ask for. 🖤 Don't forget you've got to go to that new job interview I signed you up for. Aww don't look so tired! I'm letting you keep half your paychecks, stop being ungrateful! Hey, you've been good recently, if you hope and pray and beg very cutely, I might send you some photos of tonight. 🤍

Good morning, my adorable goof! I know you've got that new job you've got to get to real early. Well done on dragging yourself awake for once, I knew you could do it with the proper motivation! 🤍 Aww, didn't sleep too good on the floor last night? Here, I've got just the thing to perk you up. Kneel down, right there. That's right! Now open up, say aaaaah~ Breakfast! Hehe, what do you say? You're so very welcome! Go make me lots of money today, cutie.🖤

procrastinated finishing a grant proposal due tonight, I blame YOU cuties so unless you're dropping a $40,000 contribution to the sciences no talki today 🤍

Summer must be a tough time for ya, dork. Lots of distractions for you, I know how you get. It's a bit gross how you keep trying to sneak peeks, but I have just the thing! You've been fighting it for a while! It's time to finally get you that cage you always said no to. We've got to keep you focused on what matters, right? Go buy the smallest one, okay, we want it to fit! I'll check it tomorrow, I've got a date tonight.🖤 Cover our dinner and I'll tooootally let you see some of the pics I sent him yesterday~🤍

Only kneeling? Looking straight at me? We're going to work on that. ...And now that your gaze is slightly more proper, what comes next? Yes, silly, your daily tithe. 🖤 I'll expect you again tomorrow, you lecher.

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Rumors and critiques of recent posts have stated that I advocate uneven treatment of the men in my life. I must go on the record and say that I start off caring about every single subby mess who messages me! You are a human and that comes with undeniable dignity. No matter what you say or how you approach me, I always try and keep in mind that we are two people building a relationship together. 🤍 I appreciate you all very much. 🖤

C'mere cutie. Of course I adore you, I care about you, you're such an adorable little part of my life! Don't get all in your own head about things that make you sad, alright? Today's your day! All the headpats, all the love you could want. You can take me out for lunch later, even~ There there... noo dummy, the censors aren't going away! Gosh, this is like, what, the fifth time I've said it? If I didn't commit to being so nice to you today, you'd be paying for that, mister! 🤍 d u m m y 🖤

On ethical grounds I am NOT making a wordle caption 🖤

@GiveInToGris 3,000 scutes!!!!!!!!!

about last night ♡ lurker turned lover-boy who just wanted to please Miss so so so badly... (and he did bc I came like 3 times to how hot all this was UGH) it's fun when they're smart on top of being so adorably pathetic... can't wait for our next "study date" new cutie~ ♡

Tada!~ Freshly made, just for you, buddy! 🖤 You brought... an actual, human bowl? No way, silly, you knew what I meant. Guess you'll just have to gulp it down whole! Open up! 🤍 ... Hehe, finding it hard to choke down? We'll work on it~ And stop looking up at me like that! Jeez, at this rate I'll never lower your censor settings, do better! 🖤 Finish up quick, doesn't your extra shift start soon? I might be out when you get back, so don't go blowing up my phone, alright!

@SenzVT I remember watching a Kitchen Nightmares episode and Gordon was really critical about some sushi with strawberries on it, and I was like... but that's actually good? And the chef was this old, horribly overworked grandma and his critique made her so sad and it broke my heart </3

I’m having a last meal in Germany with some vtubers, and one of them ordered sushi…with whipped cream, strawberries, and soy sauce??? I no longer am taking any slander on my food preferences.

Back on my rave girl arc, because reading papers all day every day is only perfect work life balance if it's winter Had the cutest outfit and hottest date too! 🤍When was the last time you went out and danced, huh? A lil note for no reason at all: tickets were $90, drinks were $30~ 🖤