S.A.

@AmymAisme @Shanemgillis Okay

@Scottaus10 @Shanemgillis 🤙 stop please

Chicago April 3 & 4 Nashville April 17 Charlotte April 18 Los Angeles May 4 Boston May 7, 8, & 9 Philly July 17 shanemgillis.com

@AmymAisme @Shanemgillis Honest question.

@AmymAisme @Shanemgillis Anyway

@AmymAisme @Shanemgillis Don't .

@AmymAisme @Shanemgillis Larry. Not giving a shit is your thing.

@AmymAisme Don't gamble.

@AmymAisme You're you.

Sometimes a loss puts everything into perspective

@JHolmsted I should be allowed to like this multiple times.

My 93yo grandmother with her great granddaughter carrying her great great grandson. 😍🙏🏼

I was spent after 9 hours at the ballpark in insane wind & temps that ranged from 94 to 55, but LOOK at my little cousin just adorable af growing a much loved itty bitty baby. 😍🙌🏼 This is the best of life.

My hero in this life left us today. I am broken but relieved, comforted in knowing he is healed. Rest easy, John. Thank you for being my dad.

@WaltzingMtilda Buckle up:)

The hubs asked me would I do his errands with him today and I said only if he promised to stay in the right-hand lane on Route 1 and he agreed Romance ain't always flowers and candy, kids #HappyValentinesDay

@FoundersGirl Anyway.

@AggieTheBarkeep 🎯

Good morning 😊

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.   When the police show up, they ask him what happened.   The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

What's the best TV theme song of all time?

@WaltzingMtilda We get it, youse from Philadelphia.

For the record, I definitely refer to the way I make tacos as "white people tacos" Love me some Old El Paso packet seasoning

@AmymAisme I've searched far and wide for a home. Have I found one?

@AmymAisme He's denutted and most chill cat ever. I don't do litter box.

Hands down the best $6.95 I've ever spent #cats

@AmymAisme He's a pretty cool gato.

@Scottaus10 They're the best 🥰

@TracesofTexas Sounds made up.

It's 4:33 a.m. and I want a pineapple/cream cheese kolache. 😠