Correcting the Record with Guillotines ☭

By the way.

I think it’s safe to say, Chuck Norris was a pussy.

@BUDDYHEAD_ I dated someone who was a huge fan of this band. Turned out to be a horrendous person.

Launch them into space too

@BUDDYHEAD_ All the benefits of debilitating spring allergies combined with the brutal heat wave of summer. So glad I live here.

Summer in March is wild

@FalconryFinance Gotta be ai.

this is what girls do in the bathroom together

@WyattzWorId I think they must have turned on the consumer beacon because I made a bunch of random sales this morning & haven’t advertised.

Did something come out today? Why the fuck are people wrapped around Best Buy at 10 am

@ExxAlerts Looks like a rescue, not a heist.

ALERT: Baywatch star Alexandra Paul arrested in a beagle heist at a large dog breeder and scientific research facility in Wisconsin. Alexandra Paul, 62, was arrested for trespassing, along with approximately 20 other people, for breaking into Ridglan Farms. Dane County Sheriff Kalvin Barrett released the following statement: "Our role is to keep everyone safe and to respond when unlawful activity takes place. We encourage anyone with concerns about animal welfare or research practices to engage through lawful and constructive avenues. The Sheriff’s Office remains committed to maintaining public safety, promoting peaceful dialogue, and ensuring that all parties can exercise their rights within the bounds of the law."

@strumdick Same. I remain undefeated by Chuck Norris.

@SetPixels He's never beaten me in a fight. That's a fact.

@WallStreetApes It’s not like the food isn’t paid for. You ppl are terminally stupid.

This 14 second clip got over 13k+ likes in under 48 hours “You ever think that maybe food is so expensive because, I don't know, 42 million people get it for free?” Really think about this

@strumdick I’ll kick his ass if he wants to fight about it. I’m not scared.

@SetPixels He hasn't denied it, so it must be true.

@Emilio2763 Ppl who fake having Tourette’s are garbage.

She’s Hot but has Tourette’s syndrome… Could You Ignore it?…

@WallStreetApes Libs are not the left. Identity politics are liberal concerns. Most republicans & democrats in america are libs.

We need more Americans to speak up like this woman “I'm officially coming out as a Republican. The left has truly swayed me over to the right — I used to be on the left — I was an activist for the LGBT people before they even had a legal right to marry” “I can't stand y'all anymore” She explains how she makes one comment accidentally not using a pronoun and she is now being relentlessly attacked by the “woke trans mob” She says she’s going through extreme bullying from the Left The Left is even going to her old videos where she’s grieving her dead mom and bullying both her and leaving nasty comments about her mom “I've been nothing but supportive — at this point I'm coming out. I'm voting Republican down the f*cking line. I'm done. Next thing Trump should do is bring back insane asylums and put these f*cking people in it”

🚨 U.S. Marines seen cleaning President Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star

@MaryK2022 “Land of the free” my ass. Everybody who owns a swimming pool or a lawn or a tree on their property is a criminal.

Its illegal to harvest rain water in the USA This is a matrix guys Thats what they want to do in Kenya

@HouseDecrypto @CallaWalsh @grok

@CallaWalsh @grok anaylze this claim and video footage frame by frame. Geo-locate and tag with co-ordinates. Apply a 6 expert multi-agent anaylsis with the following workload to verify.

🚨 BREAKING: Elbit Factory set ablaze in Czech Republic, the Earthquake Faction is launched. “On 20th March 2026, the Earthquake Faction struck the epicenter of the Israeli weapons industry in Europe. In Pardubice, Czech Republic, Elbit Systems' "Centre of Excellence" was newly built in collaboration with LPP, to service the global expansion of Israel's biggest weapons producer. Whilst the development, production and training center was empty, The Earthquake Faction intervened to destroy its equipment and set the factory ablaze. No one was harmed. The site is used to develop weaponry used by the Zionist entity to massacre people daily in Palestine, Lebanon, Iran, and across West Asia. The Earthquake Faction is an internationalist underground network that targets key sites critical to the Zionist entity. We aim to destroy all limbs of empire from within, by any means effective. For our full communiqué and more videos/images which are free to distribute, see our website: earthquakefaction.net Updates on Telegram at t.me/earthquake_fac…”

@klara_sjo @RealAlexJones That was a bit of fun. Thanks.

Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website. wiby.me/surprise If you click enough maybe you'll get to see @RealAlexJones anti-Arnold Schwarzenegger for president website from when the internet was young.

@LionHeart9001 @LemLemanski @IlanBlock @SFaeze_Alavi What was the cop wearing?

@IlanBlock @SFaeze_Alavi Him and his buddies peacefully protesting on the streets of Tehran...Dismembering a cop with a machete. These are your heroes?

Remembering Saleh Mohammadi, 19 years old, killed by the Islamic regime

@louisminguey @DavidLeavitt This is worse.

@DavidLeavitt Let me filter the bullshit: This really happened in Japan, 2024. It was an experiment. They grew human skin cells (keratinocytes and dermal fibroblasts) on an artificial surface. First on a finger. Then a face. This is the face.

This is quite literally what Skynet does to infiltrate the human resistance with the T-800, T-850, and T-888 series Terminators, which are Cyberdyne Systems infiltrator units covered in bio-engineered living tissue, including skin, blood, and hair, over a metal endoskeleton.

@Kriegler007 I fkn hate this albatross in my collection. Please tell me this pimple tin is worth money.

I guess you're welcome to act like you're not impressed by this TOTAL RECALL dvd but the thing is, I just won't believe you... #PhysicalMedia 💿