David Sharrock

Gill doing a bowl of car keys? Well... #gbbo

Look, I’m not going to have a row with my husband on our wedding anniversary of all days. But, BIZARRELY, he had never before heard the expression “It’s not the hen that cackles most that lays the largest egg”. He’s just laughing incredulously and implying I made it up.

Zoltzman said one...#Taskmaster

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@unormal /me Points at the UK

if the right collapses into far right enough than the left will enclose the abandonded center right and the median party view will shift right as it sweeps a huge victory in a fptp system its like basic physics just look at the geodesics being followed.

good code is readable code. not clever code. not complex code. readable code. can someone click on it and read it? that's all that matters

Pilots, We’re ready for takeoff in 3… 2… 1… Scramble: Battle of Britain is now available in Early Access. Check out the gameplay trailer to learn more about the Early Access features. As a thank you, the game is available with a 10% launch discount. steam.gs/l/f6864

🎯 And Bezos preemptively bending the knee to Trump won’t help him. Appeasement only shows the strongman that you are weak and easily bullied again and again.

Very, very rare that I know the 5 point song on #onlyconnect! Listening to @BBC6Music pays off

No Tesco, why don't YOU round up my total to the nearest pound for charity. You're the billion pound company, not me.

This is a Solid bundle!

Fascinating thing about this is how they're going to model the current explosive growth in the top level of the women's game (and the growing gap to lower tiers). Will I be able to secure more than the minimum wage for the @RoversWFC squad for example?

@Pip_Slitherine Jeff Goldblum is the most inspired casting!

#KAOSNetflix is very much worth a watch. It's pretty intense, but the wonderful acting and charm keep it just the right side. It's the kind of solid story-telling that is often sorely missing. Fingers crossed for S02 being just as well made.

😮‍💨 Ohashi’s (大橋 祐紀) sensational strikes. One with each foot, both in the top corner. On repeat 🔁 #Rovers

A technology blog asked me to comment on this video showing off Roblox's new AI world generator. This was my answer. They did not published it.

bbc.co.uk/sport/extra/7r… Two Blackburn goals in that famous month of screamers. That Mark Hughes team was such fun!

Dear @Channel4 , maybe let us listen to Cassius et al? #Paralympic2024

@ESCApocalypse Was just saying to Mrs Shards that the analogue gear must be shells, surely no way he's letting them get that wet otherwise

Anyone else concerned about the potential water damage to Jean-Michel Jarre’s rare and precious analog instruments there? Not to mention the risk of electricution of a French legend on live worldwide TV! #Paralympic2024

Jean Michel Jarre ensures that the Paralympic closing ceremony beats the Olympic one with ease #Paralympics2024