Sheakens

I’m forgetting all my day ones

🚨Breaking🚨 Zohran Mamdani is FORCING all New Yorkers to challenge him at a game of T.R.I.C.K. (No 360s). What are your thoughts on this?

Need some time away, my girl just asked me what’s the shape of Italy 😔

shE ever pluribus til u num?

My grandpa showing me the AI video he made.

Me n’ yo girl French so long it hurts; Labubu

Sometimes I get on Twitter and see something funny so I keep scrolling. Within about 5 minutes I’ll see the most racist, heinous comment of my life. This app has turned into a cesspool.

I only eat on debt - Klarnavore

“Gwok make fire howse”

@imsvenson @TheYard It hurts to look in the mirror

@TheYard I think 4 is a little cruel

science youtuber Nile Red rates a perfect impression of him

Got these minions in my pocket since my wallet Gru

@falco Since we're posting shots. (July 17, 2012)

i don't have my fastball anymore but check this awesome shit out (circa 2012)

@slime_machine Don’t lowball me, I know what I have…

Call my girl Ratchet, we gonna Clank

See that Bikini Bottom, wanna bucket til I chum

Shocked to see I’m in her bio, call me big daddy

Feeling British I might kill a gram