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Shania T'Wain 🧡🖤⚾
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@ShitTrek
Star Trek, Steven Universe, and Shit talking 30s, she/her, UU, Maryland Girlie

This is @StarTrekHeathen by the way, if you're still here I love you and want to kiss you on the cheek


I'm sorry to be that guy, but on some level you all know these World Cup German tourists are pretending to find America super awesome for the clicks, right? Like, I just saw one of them pretending she just experienced plane wi fi for the first time....

he ran into experts in the field 🤭

The reason meals taste so much better at restaurants than at home is because they put about a half stick of butter in every dish. The old adage of “it tastes better when someone else makes it” is true because you’d feel insane adding as much fat, sugar and salt at home.


タコスは屋台に限る! そして瓶のコーラとセットで! と前回教えてもらったので王道スタイルで。 (瓶コーラは甘さがマイルドな気がする?!)

Pitch here in Orlando has been under constant rain over the last 90 minutes. But has drained remarkably - these two photos taken 40 mins apart. Next to no standing water now



Freddy’s final boss

HAVE I SPOKEN TOO SOON???