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Imagine being called a lightweight by a haunted fucking pencil. Kirsty Wark’s “ooffftt”😂

@Simi_2210_ 179 Double number minus 3

If you solve this, you’re different Can you solve ?

@UrbanAngel1111 @BBCBreaking He wasnt diagnosed in January, that’s when he released the news to the press.

@BBCBreaking How sad. So quick too, given his diagnosis in January. May he rest in peace

Former Radio 1 DJ and Live Aid presenter Andy Kershaw dies aged 66 bbc.in/3On8407

@BBCBreaking Gaahhh. We lost the good Kershaw.

@Shelly5789 @BBCBreaking So they printed they day he was diagnosed? Read the headline again. You fucking melt.

@BBCBreaking Only announced end of January there seems to be a huge increase in turbo cancers

@AdesBlade @MichaelTakeMP Sir Michael Take Micky Take FFS

@MichaelTakeMP He lied til his flatulent arse fell, off and then he lied some more! The Covid Hearings PROVED he fucking lied. But cunts like you ignore it cos he made you money on the deaths of over 200K UK Citizens

Whatever you think of Boris Johnson, at least we know he WASN’T a liar, nor did he ever mislead Parliament. 🇬🇧

@AngryBootneck Plastic Pigs are Reliant Robins in my part of the North East🤷🏼‍♂️ That’s a chicken chaser or sometimes even mislabled as a Fizzy 50 😆

Talking about bikes with lads at work, I told them I had a Plaggy Pig when I was 16 and when they laughed and said I was making shit up, I went on Google and found no help there either! I swear it was common parlance in the north-east. So I’m curious, what do YOU call these? 🤷‍♂️

There is one positive about Elijah Hollands today.…his piss sample

@TonyS1217 @ChelfcAbby Ah, just checked the TL. IQ of a 7 year old. Carer distracted? Left you all alone with the phone again?

@ChelfcAbby They weren’t arguing when he killed that old lady , his wife was giving him road head and he spooged which made him hit the gas while his eyes were closed from bustin a nut

🎥 They thought the old lady had forgotten… but she was cooking something worse than revenge 😱💀🥶. Part 1

@TonyS1217 @ChelfcAbby Fucking child

Dixie Dean’s 60 were in the top league and less than 100 years ago no? 1927/28 60 League goals 3 Cup Goals 63 in all George Camsell scored 82 in season 1926/27 but 57 League goals in one fewer game than Dean were in the 2nd tier. @SkySportsNews #SkySportsFC

@ginamilan_ Oh, the plastic Catholic is still posting.

One common denominator:

@BensBetsOnX @Steveme41244306 You know that means Pathological Liar.…right? #JustSaying

@Steveme41244306 Legend 🤝

Anyone on that 50/1 winner?👀 Got on first thing this morning 😋

@RadioX 1995 She’s Electric from the then newly released What’s The Story… #GuessTheYear

@tfupodcast_xx @AdDolphin1 @alegcharles Lost me at Axing

Henry Coleman talks about Tiffany Haddish switching up on him after Girls Trip became a success. ⸻ #HenryColeman #TiffanyHaddish #GirlsTrip #HollywoodStories #RealTalk

@Mr_Lander7 @TheSergioGarcia And just how long ago did you have your lobotomy?

@TheSergioGarcia They blatantly favored the morning/afternoon tee times Thursday and Friday. You owe them nothing Sergio. They used every last one of you this year for their story. Go get them next year!

@bd791094 @BettingSitesCom

@BettingSitesCom I watched this race live earlier on. Absolute farce what racing has become

Mayhem at Fakenham

@PatAppleton @DangerousThinkg And of course maybe because he is making up for the show. Ive never heard that sung at a Football ground in my life. 80’s Fans never got much past”You’re gonna get you fucking head kicked in” Or “Youre going home in a Teesside Ambulance”

@DangerousThinkg Maybe his wife didn’t know what they were singing because she was German. Cockney is hard to grasp, if you’re not used to hearing it.

Ricky Gervais relays the most frequent question he is asked about his time hosting the Golden Globes Extremely funny story that ends with Elton John

@mjfree Why is Rishi Sunak on this? He hasnt been UK Prime Minister since 2024.

Karma

@SeanMcgrad16799 @RacingPost Hmmm. How can I make a judges verdict seem the fault of the government that is nazi enough for my liking.

@RacingPost Bloke was trespassing wasn’t he. 🤷‍♂️ Very harsh with what scum are getting away in this country. Pity he can’t play the race card he wouldn’t have been sent down then. Countries fucked.

🚨 BREAKING: Evan Williams has been sentenced to 3 years' imprisonment after being convicted of causing grievous bodily harm

@SeanMcgrad16799 @BenRinnes84 @RacingPost OK Mr Not interested In Politics

@BenRinnes84 @RacingPost Not interested in politics or religion so not sure what you mean 🤷‍♂️