Simon K

@sharrond62 Good film but be prepared for a numb bum towards the end!

Project Hail Mary… who’s been? Ages since I’ve been to the cinema, think this might be the one

@footballontnt You do know that Football existed before the Premier League!?

🥇 Wayne Rooney - 288 🥈 Ryan Giggs - 269 🥉 Alan Shearer - 268 4⃣ Andy Cole - 259 5⃣ Mo Salah - 250 Mo Salah joins an illustrious list of players to record 250+ non-penalty goals and assists in the Premier League 💫

@WestwoodLee @TheMasters Was so much better in the old days when the greens were lightning!

Still looks a bit too receptive out there for a Saturday at the @TheMasters

@Mofoman360 @sharrond62 @jk_rowling You mean men should stay out of women's sport!?

Do you agree with @sharrond62 and @jk_rowling that transgender women should stay OUT of women’s sports MEN ARE MEN!! WOMEN ARE WOMEN!!

@SEYids1882 @The_Grumbler To be fair the pitch was exactly the same for Somerset yesterday but we let them off the hook which was our big problem last year. Hopefully this is just a one off!

@Simon_K_ @The_Grumbler Its one game where the toss was crucial, Somerset are also a classy outfit. I still have us as a potential league winner one and half games into season

Lunch: Som 264/6. 115 ahead Gonna take something huge to get out of this now. Slowed the scoring but there is so much time left & pitch flattening (I ithink) Overton 98*. That huge lbw shout Cook had turned down last night really hitting hard. But Som well on top

@EssexCricket We were being touted as one of the Championship favourites last week. This week both batting and bowling looks very ordinary!

🔎 Still searching for our first wicket this morning. #ESSvSOM MatchZone ➡️ essexcricket.org.uk/matches/ess-v-… Somerset 196-5 (lead by 47 runs) 🦅 #FlyLikeAnEagle

@FootballJOE Most people who answered 'Yes' couldn't even name another left back! 🙄

Does Andy Robertson make it into an all-time Liverpool XI?

In a few hours time Liverpool will be practically out of the Champions League.

@Ayla_0_2 Yes

reply “yes” for a surprise DM 💕 ( I’m serious )

@LouisJackson00 @OfficialClarets

@OfficialClarets what an embarrassing admin sacked in the morning 😂

@OfficialClarets Better late than never!!

Chelmsford City Football Club can confirm that it has parted company with Angelo Harrop with immediate effect. The club would like to place on record its sincere thanks to Angelo for his efforts and contribution during his time at the club and wish him well for the future. Ricky Holmes will take charge as Interim Manager in the short term. The club will provide a further update in due course. #ClaretsTogether

@STN_Airport @NeuroAlx @WeAreTotum @bluelightcard Why not answer on here so we can all see!? Or have you got something to hide!!??

@NeuroAlx @WeAreTotum @bluelightcard Hello! We have sent you a private message.

Dear @STN_Airport I tried to book parking using @WeAreTotum (12% off) and @bluelightcard (up to 20% off) and without using them. The price I got without using discount services was 20% less. I am not sure where the fraud lies - but this is certainly fraud. Sort yourselves out

@OfficialClarets Put another record on! 🙄

Ahead of this evening's trip to Farnborough, we expect all fans to represent Chelmsford City in a respectful and professional way, and want fans to carry over the same values we expect at our home ground. We are committed to providing a safe, welcoming and respectful environment for players, officials, supporters and the wider community, and home fans act in this manner at opposition stadiums. #ClaretsTogether

@tonynewby30 @BumbleCricket 🤡

@BumbleCricket Yes when sky were paying you

Did I …..?

@TheKopWatch You obviously didn't watch the 2nd half where they took apart the team who are clear at the top of the league...! Keep up the intelligent comments you muppet! 🙄

@Simon_K_ How? They’re still dog shit… 🤡

Man City are absolutely dog shit

@ChiefChinua @piersmorgan Do you even know his name!? 🙄

@piersmorgan Pierce, Arsenal can extend their trophy drought today, you know?

In situ. #Wembley

@richardosman Ridiculous!

The final 7 frames in the Ronnie v Thepchaiya final weren't too shabby.

@STN_Airport Robbing bastards!!!!

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