The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.
Dear professional baseball players,
ANY player in ANY professional LEAGUE who is FINED by their league for refusing to be FORCED to participate in WOKE LEFTIST AGENDAS, who refuses to wear ridiculous uniforms (or cleats), @TPUSA and I will PAY any and ALL of your Fines!
You signed a contract to play baseball, you didn’t sign a contract to go against your deeply held Christian religious beliefs.
Baseball is our National Pastime, not Drag queen story hour.
Sincerely yours,
Rob Schneider and Turning Point USA!
Gas hit $4.60 because
Trump stopped Iran from getting a nuclear bomb.
Gas hit $5.00 under Biden because Democrats printed money and killed American energy.
Those are two very different problems.
Remember which one you were okay with!
There is a MUCH stronger case to be made for invading the UK, toppling its tyrannical government, and liberating its people than for pretty much any regime change war (to include Iran) over the past 30 years
@shanermurph Police always put themselves in the WORST position possible in these situations. Why would you stand between a reckless driver and a semi truck?
#NV
“Nevada State Police shared body [and dash] camera video of a deadly shooting involving an officer on I-11 last week.
The police shooting happened just before 2 p.m. on June 10 on I-11 near downtown.”
@SenWarren It is the duty of their parents and guardians to pay for a child's support. Not Elon Musks tax dollars or my tax dollars. Youre a communist and a liar.
OBAMA MADE AMERICANS BUY HEALTH INSURANCE, OR YOU PAID A FINE!
BIDEN MADE YOU TAKE A SHOT, OR YOU LOST YOUR JOB!!
TELL ME AGAIN, HOW TRUMP IS A FASCIST DICTATOR??
MLB does not have an active openly gay or bisexual player.
Meaning all this gay propaganda has nothing to do with supporting their players.
It has everything to do with breaking up the nuclear family and targeting Christian values.
@Yuhcokelord75@beyoncegarden Incorrect, we believe in policing because its required but when liberals scream defund the police what do you think is gonna happen. High quality officers will leave and you get underpaid, undertrained officers that will act as tyrants.
MLB's pride problems aren't going away.
Senator Josh Hawley is accusing Major League Baseball of religious discrimination after several San Francisco Giants players were warned for writing Bible verses on their Pride Night caps.
The controversy prompted an apology from the Giants to the LGBTQ+ community, while supporters, like Vice President JD Vance, defended the players and argued that athletes should not be forced to display ideological messages they don't agree with, @LucasFoxNews reports.
Edward Snowden said it the best:
"When you say 'I don't care about the right to privacy because I have nothing to hide,' that's no different than saying 'I don't care about freedom of speech because I have nothing to say.'"
"Simply because you are following the law, doesn't mean that you'll be exempt from governmental interference in your private life."