Bumpy

@Osama254_ Fuck you and your reason

Leo mmenipea reason to vote for Ruto.

@Maryian96 Which one is better? Him not going at all or him showing up daily? I know what I'd choose

Who told Gaucho the goon that a board member goes to the hospital daily???🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gikuyuthelast You mfs are stupid as fuck. Why not going to church gotta be an achievement? 😨 I'm a gen z but some of you take this millennials - genz stuff comparison too personal and it exposes the stupiiiidity within you...

Millennials hawaamini tunasurvive bila kuenda church.

@Al_Nassrt This stupid motherfucker is finally outta his rabbit hole. He been dead for months. Ronaldo really gives this clown 🤡 sleepless nights

🚨 Congratulations to Al-Ahli for winning the AFC Champions League for the 2nd year in a row. Cristiano Ronaldo still hasn’t after 4 years and dropped us down to the 2nd tier (ACL 2).

@beyoumf Carlo ancelotti

gun to your head name an italian

@WelBeast So Watin make we call Arsenal own ?

@ChelseaFC Yoh admin..I'm waiting for that club statement. It better come today

Happy birthday, John Obi Mikel!

Tomorrow's agenda,we hit the streets like we never left 🇰🇪 #RejectFuelPrices

@Arsenal Not an arsenal fan but this is a huge disappointment 😥

Full-time in Manchester.

@FrankKhalidUK This guy gotta go. He ain't got no PL experience. He Gon get us relegated

Are you Rosenior in or out?

@DeadlineDayLive @Romain_Molina Lies

🚨 NO CLUB IN EUROPE WANTS TO SIGN VINICIUS JR! ❌😱🇧🇷 His agents have tried EVERYTHING to secure offers from clubs but they have NO INTEREST. Even Chelsea don’t want to sign the Brazilian forward. 😳 (Source: @Romain_Molina)

@JakeRammos El Chapo Guzman

@lisaawrites I'm expecting a bank alert bro. Love is the least of my worries.

STOP CHECKING UR PHONE EVERY 2 MINUTES NO ONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

@WilliamsRuto Young people whom you are destroying their future. You're the devil incarcerate

I am pleased that our young people are more than ready to seize these opportunities judging by the compelling performances we have witnessed at the annual school and colleges' drama fete. Together with Mama Rachel Ruto, I was honoured to host the 64th Kenya Schools and Colleges National Drama Festivals, State House Nairobi.

What’s the most INSANE documentary you’ve ever watched?! Like, blew your mind…

@Toribabieegirl Heat you can always go outside or put up a fan or an AC...cold is too brutal. I'd pick the heat

Can we all agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat?

@DoroRM_ Fuck you

Verde: INTOCABLE Amarillo: Posible Venta Rojo: VENTA OBLIGATORIA

@WilliamsRuto Fuck you

We will do everything possible to cushion Kenyans from the economic shocks arising from the conflict in the Middle East. As I announced on Wednesday during my tour of Kisii County, we have reduced VAT on fuel by half, from 16 per cent to 8 per cent. To underpin this move in a legal framework, I have today assented to the Value Added Tax (Amendment) Bill, 2026, State House Nairobi. We have taken this urgent and necessary step because a surge in the cost of fuel has a ripple effect on consumer goods and services. While the reduction in VAT will be in operation for 90 days, we have inserted a provision which will enable us to extend the application of the law should the conflict in the Gulf continues to affect oil prices. I thank the National Assembly for their swift consideration and passage of the Bill in a record one day.

@Gracedarlyce Y'all are crazy fr. Mbappe has made it to the top 20 football players of all time.

Tu enlèves la coupe du monde 2018 à Mbappé, il lui reste quoi à presque 28 ans ?

@CFC_OBED I'm Chelsea - Ronaldo

It’s easier to find a Chelsea - Messi fan than a Chelsea - Ronaldo fan