Sam Tyler

Donald Trump sounds like a 2nd grader.

@KatieMiller Now do this with the Epstein files.

SOON

@shmAFEELA What the hell is Afeela? A car or “mobility”, whatever that is. I was intrigued by the promotion that was pushed to me while surfing the internet, but was immediately lost when I tried to discover more. The worse marketing ever!!!!

Designed in every detail. Every material inside AFEELA 1 is carefully curated to create a comfortable in-cabin experience through its distinct texture and feel. *All content and vehicles shown are for illustrative purposes only and may be subject to change.

Watching @cnn, is @ryanzinke drunk? Can’t stay on point, slurred speech and can’t process reason. Lol, he just said, “the economy is better”. Long segment, I bet CNN is dragging this out on purpose.

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Things I just don't do anymore: Watch @cnn, shop at @target and new to the list, watch @hgtv.

@KTLA The segment on the LAX Metro is unwatchable. Whoever is working the camera needs help. Camera person definitely has the jitters.

@alvaapp what are thoughts on bonk

I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.

I built automated trading bot with Grok-3... during this dump it turned $719 in $347,211 I tried over 250 prompts to find 100x plays... here's how to run it and make $70K/month passively 🧵👇

Bought a MacBook Air M3 frm @BestBuy on 2/15/25—woke up tda to find out @Apple dropped the M4 and discontinued the M3. Of course, my exchange window ended on 3/2. No heads-up frm Best Buy or Apple that they were selling soon-to-be obsolete tech. Buyer beware! Expensive lesson! 😠

The people who have a problem with the picture on the left, do not have a problem with the picture on the right.

Last Sunday, nostalgia nudged me N2 buying a digital subscription to the LA Times from a guy set up outside Ralph’s. But after learning the owner squashed the editorial board’s presidential endorsement, I cancelled it. Just like that! I will not waste a penny on the LA Times.

Whose idea was it to resurrect @frankluntz? Very bad decision. @abbydphillip @cnn

@RpsAgainstTrump Trump says, “Trump needs a nap!”

What do you notice in this video of Donald Trump in Florida today?

For progressives (both well-meaning and not) in my mentions regarding this post - please read (and if anyone is inclined to - please share) what I wrote which explains why I think Biden is not only the only choice this November, but a good one jlcauvin.com/the-solution-f…

Jenna Ellis… “ Guilty Your Honor! Kenneth Cheseboro… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Sydney Powell… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Michael Cohen… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Allen Weiselberg… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Rick Gates… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Paul Manafort… “ Guilty Your Honor!” George Papadopoulis… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Roger Stone… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Michael Flynn… “ Guilty Your Honor!” George Nader… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Elliot Broidy… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Steve Brannon… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Chris Collins… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Sam Patten… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Imaaz Zuberi… “ Guilty Your Honor!” The Trump Corp… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Trump Payroll Corp… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Trump Foundation… “ Guilty Your Honor!” Trump University… “ Guilty Your Honor!” DONALD TRUMP… *trial begins*

@guelphgirlchris Is that he grandson laughing at her? 😭 😝

Should’ve stayed home, Grannie. Enjoy prison. twitter.com/reportbywilson…

@Jeopardy All tournaments all of the time. 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱