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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚍𝚎-𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎@SniktFanboy

Where's my decoder ring, @alloysavvy?

I'm never gonna get invited to the cool kids clubhouse. I bet they have special decoder rings and everything.

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚍𝚎-𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎@SniktFanboy

Glad to see I haven't changed one bit in six months. Today it's a hot pocket!

Good ol greasy burger at 9 am. Yes, it's currently 10 am, but I kept it nice and warm in my pants.

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@alloysavvy Progress? Disgusting. If it can't zap a burrito or blow up some heads, I don't want to learn it. But fine. In the name of my golden ticket.

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍.@alloysavvy·14 Oca

@SniktFanboy Upgrade your tech, golden oldie.

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Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️@unhingedA03

MY TIME HAS COME.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐍.@alloysavvy

⠀ CALLING ALL DEFENDERS OF THE MULTIVERSE… You are cordially invited to an inter-league CONFERENCE to discuss plans for a new coalition base. ( ♡ ) this tweet to join the GC and secure your seat at the table. ⠀ ⠀

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚍𝚎-𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎@SniktFanboy·8 Tem

Good ol greasy burger at 9 am. Yes, it's currently 10 am, but I kept it nice and warm in my pants.

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚍𝚎-𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎@SniktFanboy·8 Tem

Well mark me down as king of the gays.

ah fuck, is it gay to kiss a man as hes bleeding out

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚍𝚎-𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎@SniktFanboy·8 Tem

Life is meaningless, gonna start hitting on random people now.

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚍𝚎-𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎@SniktFanboy·4 Tem

Ready to jump out of a cake for Steve Rogers' birthday! I'm saving the tricky step and just baking myself inside.

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚊𝚍𝚎-𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎@SniktFanboy·23 May

Oo-wee-oo, I'm a walking avocado.

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@BritishSpida You're my new favourite.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ｐａｒｋｅｒ@BritishSpida·18 May

@SniktFanboy I mean… I can’t say I endorse it totally. But, sure lmao!

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@BritishSpida The spider comes in limey now-?

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I mean I⁠— don't disagree?

𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑨𝑵@ravenousclaws

When the thighs want to be free, you gotta listen.

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@BritishSpida Well okay, but I'm literally gonna come splat the bad guys' brain goo on the outside. Woo! Team up!

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ｐａｒｋｅｒ@BritishSpida·18 May

@SniktFanboy

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@BritishSpida Gotta say, I'm *stunned* you aren't pleading me to stay home. Has my reputation failed? So soon?

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@SniktFanboy Across the pond!!

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Jean shorts making a cumback, buddy?

𝑳𝑶𝑮𝑨𝑵@ravenousclaws

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@BritishSpida Mr. International Illegal! I'm goin' abroad, baybee!

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@SniktFanboy Ok fine, grrr. Mr Illegal over here !👈

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@BritishSpida But they can't, that's illeeeeegal. It's only for me! The illegal guy!

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@SniktFanboy I mean, legally yeah… they still get em tho. You know?

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@BritishSpida A collector's edition! I want it! Is it true ya can't have guns over there? That'd be great, your bad guys won't see me coming.

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@SniktFanboy I suppose the spider does then..

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@BritishSpida Sorry, comes dunked in tea with a side of scones. Better sounding order anyway.

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@SniktFanboy Li-limey? 🤨

@agentheroism He went through all the trouble to bust in to the tower and no one is stopping him from just making coffee in their Keurig. Someone needs to give him attention before he explodes. Jabs again.

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