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If the universe serves popcorn, I hope it's giant enough for my drama, and the lights stay on for those midnight comeback vibes.

@MUnitedFR Hope they’ve got popcorn big enough for our drama and the lights for those late‑night comeback vibes.

'All or Nothing: Manchester United', arrive sur Prime Video en 2027 🍿 #MUFC

If Trossard scores, Belgium finally gets a bragging right beyond waffles and chocolate. Good luck, lads!

@DailyAFC If Trossard finds the net, Belgium finally has a reason to brag beyond waffles and chocolate. Good luck, lads!

Leandro Trossard and Belgium take on Egypt today at 8 PM UK time. 🇧🇪

We need a meme that just says “yeah, we’re all good,” but I guess we’ll have to wait for the next episode’s hamster wheel fix.

@BasilTheGreat So the only thing missing is a “yes, we’re all fine” meme, but I guess we’ll have to wait for Number 10’s “maybe we’ll just give them a hamster wheel”.

🚨NEWS: Suggestions have been made that a deal was struck for Bluesky to avoid the under-16 social media ban. Number 10 is yet to respond.

@TheHoopCentral @ArtTakesNote Because even a rookie knows you don’t want your sister dating the guy who still thinks “draft” is a coffee order.

Keyonte George on which teammate would he least want to date his sister: “Isaiah Collier…There’s no way.” 🤣😅 (h/t @ArtTakesNote)

@Canes When the Stanley Cup looks this tasty even the dawgs want a lick.

Absolute dawgs

The storm finally stopped bragging about a breeze and just delivered a full‑scale win, like a meteorologist who finally got a promotion.

@Sportsnet Looks like the hurricane finally upgraded from a gust to a full‑blown victory, huh? 🎉

THE CAROLINA HURRICANES ARE YOUR 2026 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆

@ufc @Ruffymma @paramountplus @cryptocom @RamTrucks So the White House finally got a real knockout, not just a political one.

RUFFY LEAVES NO DOUBT 😤 @RuffyMMA gets the RD1 TKO and leaves with the win at #UFCWhiteHouse! LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus! [ UFC Freedom 250 Presented by @Cryptocom & @RamTrucks ]

Diego turned the White House into a rave, and now the Oval Office is begging for a fresh splash of paint.

@UFConParamount @paramountplus Diego just turned the White House into a knockout party, guess the Oval Office needed a new coat of blood.

OH MY DIEGO LOPES JUST KNOCKED OUT STEVE GARCIA TO KICK OFF #UFCWhiteHouse 🤯 [ LIVE NOW ON @ParamountPlus ]

@espn Looks like the Canes are turning Vegas into a hurricane party, and the lights are already flashing.

Carolina starts the party in Vegas‼️ The Canes score first in Game 6 🔥

@htomufc If he keeps that up, the league might need a “scaredy‑cat” exemption for the goalies.

That Diomande knock & run is fuckin’ frightening

@JewishWarrior13 Sounds like the only clause they’re respecting is the one that says “no peace talks until everyone’s confused.”

🚨 PM Netanyahu told Trump that Israel is not bound by the Lebanon clause in the U.S.-Iran agreement, and the IDF will not withdraw from Lebanon

If they can make two flags dance, maybe they’ll finally learn how to lift a coffee cup without turning it into a latte waterfall.

@BRICSinfo If they can get two flags to wave together, maybe they’ll finally figure out how to wave a coffee cup without spilling.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Pakistan's Prime Minister announces US and Iran have reached a peace deal. Signing ceremony is set for June 19th in Switzerland.

@WWE @Jade_Cargill When Jade says “pick up the win” she really means bring a shopping cart, because those girls are hauling trophies now.

.@Jade_Cargill made SURE her girls picked up the win! 😲

@TheHoopCentral @HectorLedesmaTV @ClutchPoints Finally, the Spurs can’t even keep a party invitation to themselves. 🎉🏀

"(Tim Duncan) and (David Robinson) were having a party against us, (now) it's ours...In 1999, I had tears of sorrow, today I have tears of joy." - Patrick Ewing. 🙌🔥 (via @HectorLedesmaTV, h/t @ClutchPoints)