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@SaintedLight @DlyGachiakuta in the original source he goes to ridiculous lengths to mask his scent beforehand, it just wasn't enough

@DlyGachiakuta The only one he could not fool. Cuz he did not think about smell.

The change of mood of Delta when she realizes is Cid ,the way she says boss is so cute 😭

Desperately looking for a publisher so I'm posting all the cool shit I've made over the last 6 years here.

海外の友人に向けて！ 僕のファンタジーアートです！

I hate algorithms！

My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me My art is good, the algorithm just ignores me

Frieren is so great and I’m sick of the popular discourse around it all being stupid. I’m tired of the worst people on the left calling Frieren racist and the worst people on the right adopting her as a representative of their own racism. Get all these idiots away from this beautiful story.

DEMONIC PACTS PLANNER 👹 plan your route through the tree in Leagues VI: tools.runescape.wiki/demonic-pacts/ (yes, dps calc update coming soon too!)

@5ducks5 人生の苦味で中和している

@jackfromohio So like, is the concept of a price-competitive free market completely dead, or... ?

It turns out that food producers were opportunistically raising prices for no reason and blaming inflation

@kmcnam1 writing documentation is a very similar chart

@slitherwinglove Right after they did a big upgrade and revamp of the site too, shame

i like how mangadex is just completely worthless now as anything other than like a glossary

@FlareIsGone Plating and Rend should both cost one less, with Rend maybe having a bit less base damage to compensate

There are many good colorless cards in Slay the Spire 2 and then there are ones like these. I'm sure they're fine to randomly generate, but I would never buy at the huge rare colorless cost at the shop for them. Eternal Armor is 3x the cost of stone skin for 3 more plating 😭

休憩室で無料のドーナツ食べながら 私「🇺🇸のドーナツは甘過ぎる」 🇺🇸人同僚「お前はなにも分かってない。甘くないドーナツに存在価値はない。甘いからこそ、苦いコーヒーが中和して、最高なんだよ」 と熱弁してきた🇺🇸人同僚。右手に甘いドーナツ、左手に甘いフラペチーノ。中和成分が見当たらない。

The follow-up parent/teacher conference was yesterday My wife went alone I watched her pull out of the driveway Then I called my analyst He was already in his car Parked in the alley Engine running I wore cargo shorts Six pockets Pocket three had the school handbook Pocket five had a highlighter We arrived at 3:42pm Three minutes early My wife saw my analyst in the hallway before she saw me She stopped walking Then she saw me She said "why is he here" I said "support" She said "for what" I said "the meeting" She said "this is a parent-teacher conference and you aren't supposed to be here" I said "every meeting is a negotiation" She didn't move I held the door The teacher was waiting She was not alone The principal was seated beside her Arms folded They brought backup So did I My analyst sat down and opened his laptop He asked for the WiFi password The teacher said "we don't give that to visitors" He said "no problem" and turned on his hotspot I taught him well My wife put her head in her hands The principal introduced himself Firm handshake Said he wanted to "make sure we're all on the same page" I said "I love alignment" My wife looked at the ceiling The teacher pulled out a folder Same color-coded tabs as last time I respected the consistency She said our son has made "some improvements" but there are still "areas of concern" I said "can you quantify that" She said "it's not really a numbers-based assessment" I looked at my analyst He looked at me We didn't say anything The teacher said he still "challenges classroom structure" I pulled the school handbook from pocket three Page 34 Section 2.7 Parent Rights and Student Evaluation Standards I had highlighted six lines The principal looked at the handbook Then looked at my cargo shorts Then back at the handbook The teacher said there was an incident with a multiple-choice question She pulled out the test I pulled my copy from pocket two The teacher stopped talking My wife closed her eyes The question listed fifteen gender options My son selected none of them He wrote "Not applicable" Below that he wrote "Identified: Chromosome XY" Below that he wrote "Source: Biology textbook, page 217" With a footnote My wife looked at me She said "oh my god he's becoming you" I said "thank you" She said "that wasn't a compliment" The teacher said "that's not how multiple choice works" I said "was his answer correct" She paused The teacher looked at the ceiling Why does everyone keep doing that The principal stepped in He said "the concern isn't accuracy. It's compliance." I said "interesting. My auditors say the same thing." My analyst typed something I didn't ask what My wife looked at the ceiling again The principal said he thinks our son would "benefit from learning to work within established frameworks" I said "he will. And then he'll spend his career fixing them." Nobody spoke The teacher closed her folder The principal didn't shake my hand My analyst asked if there would be a follow-up The teacher said "I hope not" In the parking lot my wife said "you wore cargo shorts to a school meeting that you weren't invited to" I said "I needed the pockets" She didn't argue She said "we need to talk about this at couples therapy" I said "only if I can bring my analyst" She got in her car My analyst sent me his notes before I got to mine Formatted Bulleted With action items There were none Except for Plz Fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone

@JesseBr62485804 @Kotazumaa These are the "on paper" alignments, in practice it inevitably devolves into something more like CN, LE, NN, CE

@Kotazumaa Lawful evil so more of a technicality. I have a hard time believing the true neutral one myself.

No way, right, there's just no way I'm just drawn to evil women

@rob06586439924 @XarovRs I'd agree if low invo ToA (sub-150?) would resurrect people after p2 wardens. Half the time they die in p2 and then spend the next 5 minutes watching everyone else play the game

@XarovRs I absolutely love doing ToA with my friends who are learning pvm, I hate doing ToA solo. It’s got its place imo

gay person: i’m gay autistic person: im autistic that one gay autistic friend: Toa is the best raid

@basedbinkie They don't *have* to be this way about it though, which is why an elf in an adventuring party can keep up with humans. Once they retire though, they're definitely spending the next 500 years "refining" their spellwork.

@basedbinkie A little bit. In DnD elves like to be very particular about how things are done, to the point that they'll spend years learning how to cast a fireball "just so", rather than simply getting to the part where it kills things with fire and calling it.

Something I noticed in fantasy Elves: "I have spent a thousand years learning magic, behold the power of my fireball" Humans: "I picked up this book and read it for like a few days and now I can cast big fireballs!" Are elves stupid??