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Has anyone thought to quarantine the government, because the rest of us feel unsafe?

@RedRebeccax Its just laziness and they create excuses for their laziness.

I am not saying go pick it up yourself. I am saying go home and make your own food. "Chef, I don't have time!" Oh and I do, because working twelve hours on my feet is a picnic which leaves me with all this extra time?

Correct.

@Gaijin_Markus Oh no I trybto be on the spot so he knows why hes in trouble.

@Starlakitty As long as you don't say "wait til your father gets home" it's good. 🤣

I wish my neighbors were like this. Instead I got lame ass busy bodies who are always worried about what I'm doing and my business. Which is weird for me as a boring weeb game nerd.

@PhocThat @YourboyVladdy Thats a good idea. 🤔

@Starlakitty @YourboyVladdy Rollerblades & an Harness is your friend , they love to run walkies Wasnt enough for my Ole boah , and he ended up shred

Doggo poast.

@SirMoxley Idk i think a bag of dicks wpuld be more appealing. This creature is just grotesque.

@Starlakitty She is as ugly as a bag of dicks

Its always the ugly and fridge guarding the snacks. 🤣

@loserXuser Figured that's what the hubs would do.

@Starlakitty Cat is my go to lol

We have 3 cats and I know none of their names but they're pretty cool lil homies

@Gaijin_Markus I been using a spray bottle and firmly saying no. Both combined have been working out pretty decently.

@Starlakitty They were old ones , so day 1 I had them ready so my good ones would be left alone. The garbage and sticks well, I have no clue how she keeps finding more. 🤣 But at least I can say I clean everyday.

@PhocThat @TexasAnCap No sir. They lick their balls and their buttholes! 🤣

@Starlakitty @TexasAnCap Wuuttu mean no kisshies

@ColterOwen Robinson! I love those little guys!

It's so itty bitty!

Truest story ever.

@NOTVERIFREN Factual.

@cosyposter 😍😍😍😍

@LylitoC Absolutely.

I think we all know why the nose job let's be real here..its not about beauty neither.

@MagneticNorse @Spacepope365

@Starlakitty @Spacepope365 Not when you play with their money

Little known fact: sloths intentionally cross roads slowly in hopes of starting a fight

@PhocThat He is a different dog for sure. 🤣

@Starlakitty AAAARRRROOOUFFFF 🤣

@OzMusicFan Thats a good idea tbh.

@Starlakitty This is why I have resorted to writing them on neon index cards. 🤷‍♀️

Ikr. 😂

@Gaijin_Markus Oh yeah see he doesn't get to do all that. I do discipline him. Especially with shoes. He shreds shit. I do not want my shoes to be shredded. Hes already in trouble for eating oj a $300 ps controller.

@Starlakitty Pampered ya say? Deana the demolitionist

it’s just a cup man, you like, put liquids in it and shit doinkmerchcom.creator-spring.com/Drinkware

@TheBigDoink_ Youre the whole problem. 🤣🤣🤣