Christopher Jones

@missmysticfaye Men who never get to see vaginas for free hate you because you are successfully selling access to the thing they can't see for free.

Welp I guess every app still hates sex work just as much as they always have lololol I’ll pray for our onlyfans access 🥲

@j_fishback Are any of them 17? You gonna try and fuck her and then threaten her into silence?

Our volunteers in South Florida today!

@j_fishback I bet Mamdani never fucked a minor and then threatened her into silence, you fucking pedo.

I was asked what I thought of Zohran Mamdani. My thoughts:

@chknnugtz @rnorris3119 @harryjsisson I served and retired, pussy. Kuwait, Afghanistan, Iraq. You're a pussy with a blank profile. Go paint your ceiling.

@StaticJones @rnorris3119 @harryjsisson He’s not eligible because he’s a weak bitch like you.

Draft Barron!

@rnorris3119 @harryjsisson He's not eligible. He knows who his real father is and he had a happy childhood. Fucking crayon-eating squid fucker.

@harryjsisson Hey Sissy, join the United States Marines!😂

@CurtisHouck You talk a lot of shit for someone I could fold up like a fourth grade love letter.

This MeidasTouch kid needs to be shoved into a locker. The idea he's some foreign policy savant and geopolitical genius is comical, and Abby Phillip acts like he's all-knowing and not to be questioned.

I miss my friends. But you know what fuck you if you abandoned me at the most challenging time of my life. I’d rather be friends with AI. Lol.

@minimortem *big titty goth LATINA gf.* 99% of any hate you get from mediocre white men on the internet stems from the fact that you are their fantasy and they'll never get to experience it.

I am literally big titty goth gf which is unfortunately the least desired type of lesbian (except for tgirls. The dolls love me shout out the dolls)

@kitthebeefcake Give me a snorkel and pack me a lunch. Imma be down there all day.

There’s an epidemic right now where men are going down for like five seconds and calling it a day. Get down there boy. Eat your dinner.

@hollywoodscifi Bet a shit-ton of money on NC State winning the NCAA basketball tournament.

VERY good question!

@grok how much water is required daily to maintain your data centers?

@handyhammer689 @CryptographyAC_ That's WHY he's mad.

@CryptographyAC_ She's not going to fuck you, bro Stay mad, bitch

@MentalTheme @CryptographyAC_ He couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a sack full of bananas.

@CryptographyAC_ Never touched a woman in your life have you…

@theemorrigannn Being Human British version > American version. Ghosts British version < American version. The Office British Version < The American version UNTIL CARREL LEFT.

This is Aidan Turner and you gotta watch him in the GOOD OG “Being Human”. Fuck the American remake. It sucks.

@thisisme419 @texaslpdfan @imzadi_hkr @StephenM Just his mom.

@texaslpdfan @imzadi_hkr @StephenM So non Americans are equivalent to farm animals?

Birthright citizenship means the children of illegal aliens can vote to tax your children and seize their inheritance.

@BloomCountyOpus @LangmanVince Just admit you're gay and move along.

@LangmanVince I wouldn't touch that, even with Timmy McBride's cock!

Why do women keep degrading themselves on stage like this?

@brucefenton Spoiler alert: The stripper doesn't really like you, either.

I’m a Republican. I supported Trump. I raised money for him, I voted for him. I donated $60,000 to his campaign. Trump lied. He rugpulled us all. I didn’t vote for Lindsey Graham / America Second policies. You can disagree with me if you want. It’s your right to be fooled. But if you say I have “TDS” or am a “liberal” you need a new argument. There are millions of conservatives and members of the now torched “broad coalition” just like me. The only ones left supporting him are MAGA always Trumpers who place the man above the policies and our country.

@adamcarolla You support a fucking pedophile. I'm glad @jimmykimmel came around and became a better person. He still has an actual career.

You no kings assholes better go find a fucking mirror

@nadiawhitexxx Oh shit.

@valericasucks They do NOT hit the same...I got bamboozled since ya know "divorce cigarettes don't count"...

man life gettin so weird i quit 5 and a half years ago but i fear i’m bout to start smoking cigarettes again

@0hour1 There are no "peace talks". Trump has been lying about "peace talks".

Iran just pulled a Pearl Harbor during peace talks. They are fucked.