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OPENING DAY BANG #GamblingTwitter

@onlyparlays 1 more!

Schwarbs and Harper at Coors for ALL the coin! 🙏

@ShadySlips Damn I gotta change that, I’m from NY. To many haters like you here.

@StraightSafe1 Nobody gives af about Portland & your population of 10

Don't nobody give af about you combining Judge & Ohtani for a HR 😭 Congrats on your +500 HR parlay though lol

@FeaRMoho Jail time? Lmao

Nick is a POS and always has been. Can't fault a snake for slithering with other snakes though, its expected. Ninja is 100% right. Have some dignity and tell them to fuck off. Cheaters IMO deserve jail time. They are single handedly ruining gaming day by day.

I drank 29 beers last night and I’m scared to look at my phone. I’m just going to factory reset it

@1000_bets @BallparkPal Yeah fuck that lmao

It’s Opening Night! Here’s the first park factors writeup of the season:

@MMHERO9 @CryptoMikli Completely false. Kyle made a video going into details of it.

@CryptoMikli steve got rugged hard by nelk for 500k with zero ownership or refund classic influencer scam story

Steve on getting screwed by NELK: “I paid $500K for nothing” “I took out a $500K loan for crypto, thinking I’d own 20% of Nelk. It sounded pretty cool. Then YouTube got deleted, crypto crashed, and I didn’t even have the 20%. I had no money” “It’s like you’re paying $500K for nothing. I spent $500K and got nothing, no benefits, nothing at all. I got fed up. Years later, I said I want my $500K back. I got nothing. And when I wanted it back, it was bullshit. I had to freak out and threaten to post on the internet, and it’s like, ‘Oh, Steve’s a crash out’” “It wasn’t like they were saying, ‘Oh, we’re sorry for taking your money and giving you nothing, we’re gonna give you interest.’ No. We had to demand the interest. It’s not like you guys wanted to give it to me”

@Roobet @cloakzy Getting paidddd WWWWW

Welcome to the Roobet Family @cloakzy 🦘

@aShubhamz But video games

People in their twenties should be: - working a paid job - working out - having sex That’s it, nothing else

@leolinshumor An actual retard

Cobrou respeito do gringo, não respeitou, machucou o cara e ainda perdeu de lavada Representou o QI médio do brasileiro, parabéns!

@Aleks17376103 @PhoebePlague I was watching him like a year prior with under a thousand views. How is that a plant?

@PhoebePlague 100% a Streamer Awards plant,why do u even put a dude so niche that only his viewers of idk how much he had, to be streamer of the year

@Bloodbane_79 @iCrazyTeddy @viewsceo To the streamers chat

@iCrazyTeddy @viewsceo Wasn't the money going to a Charity tho?

xQc posted a photo of himself in his private jet after being the first person eliminated from MrBeats’ streamer event 😭

@morrisoi37 ITS A VIDEO GAME YOU IDIOTS.

진짜 미국은 미국이다. 다시 한번 국민들이 국가 국방력이 얼마나 중요한지 깨달아야 함.

@realitydenial @9mmsmg Per some other comments I’ve seen. “ he fell while drunk in Korea and smashed his face on the ground”

@9mmsmg Was it just botched plastic surgery then?

Fitness influencer Malibufitmaxx who recently became insanely viral admits to not having a Purple Heart and taking "an IED to the face." He did serve, but was insecure about the way his face looked.

@akascarletVT A key is like 10 bucks :)

Omg don’t look at my activate windows thing I’m never gonna do it

I started! :D

@expertmma97 @OGseans12 @CtrlAltDwayne @DramaAlert Imagine thinking siphoning $ from Afghanistan for 20 years is a loss…

@OGseans12 @CtrlAltDwayne @DramaAlert Dude yall lost in Afghanistan after 20 years 😂 It’s insane how confident you all are despite losing to much weaker players

Iranian state TV aired an AI-generated simulation showing one of our warships being sunk.

@NoisyButters I just know he was the coolest dude ever

i dont know if this is morbid or not, but my papaw passed Christmas mornin 2025. with him bein such a hot rod / rat rod fanatic, we decided to have his casket painted to reflect that 💚 he sure did love his cars, i know he'd be SUPER happy w this paint job. same guy who did it was the one painting all his cars for YEARS. they always argued over price, but this one was free ~

@notcloakzy1 Clocky. Did you wake up drunk again?

AFTERNOOOOON , live shortly best day of the week cya soon