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Jesus in Times Square. Christ is King

So the victims from the Old Dominion attack, NOLA New Year’s attack, Ft. Hood, Pulse nightclub, Boston bombing, Gracie mansion attempting bombing, the Little Rock recruiting office attack, Chattanooga, Ohio State attack, NAS Pensacola attack, the Colleyville synagogue attack DOWN THE ROAD FROM MY HOUSE, I could go on, are irrelevant because Tucker doesn’t know anyone from them, or care apparently. What Islamist propaganda slop.

Candace Owens ' supporters are losing their fucking minds. We love it!

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It's an all-hands on deck effort to help passengers get through the marathon maze that is the Bush Airport (@iah) TSA lines. @united staff was helping pass out bottled water to passengers as they weaved through Terminal E today. If you can, take time to thank all the workers.

Chickens ALWAYS come home to roost. ALWAYS.

Hong Kong: On March 23, 2026, the Hong Kong government changed the implementing rules relating to the National Security Law. It is now a criminal offense to refuse to give the Hong Kong police the passwords or decryption assistance to access all personal electronic devices including cellphones and laptops. This legal change applies to everyone, including U.S. citizens, in Hong Kong, arriving or just transiting Hong Kong International Airport. In addition, the Hong Kong government also has more authority to take and keep any personal devices, as evidence, that they claim are linked to national security offenses. Read more: hk.usconsulate.gov/security-alert…

Charlie hates all you godless fucks picking on his wife and kids he spits on you from heaven.

Why farmers bend tomato plants.

🚨WANTED: Per Precinct 4 Constables🚨 On February 26, 2026, a Deputy with Constable Mark Herman's Office conducted an investigation in the 19300 block of Stagecoach Breeze Lane regarding a scam in which a suspect falsely claimed to be a law enforcement officer and defrauded a victim of more than $7,000 by telling them they had active warrants for their arrest. During the investigation, the deputy traced the funds and identified the suspect as Valencia Sirra Valenzuela, of Edgewater, Maryland, as the individual who received the money. During an interview, she provided inconsistent statements that did not align with the complainant's bank records and other evidence. She also showed no intention of returning the money to the victim and attempted to blame her boyfriend for the theft. "Valencia Sirra Valenzuela is currently wanted by law enforcement for Felony Theft (HC2602-03677). If you have any information concerning her whereabouts, you are asked to contact our dispatch at 281-376-3472, or your local law enforcement." - Constable Mark Herman

I hear Trump is going to put me on the council of Super Jewish Friends. Totally stoked!

Oh, hell naw!

@GreatWhiteApe @BrandonStraka 😂😂😂😂

@BrandonStraka I just wanted a fuckin' pack of reds...

You pull into a gas station hoping for a quick stop—only to walk into this instead.

@BrandonStraka @TheMorningSpew2 That's me in my kitchen, I never thought to climb on a gas pump.

Mid-flight, you look out the window and spot a… WHALE 🐳

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