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Cape Town South Africa เข้าร่วม Şubat 2017
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SilverSurfer@SurferSilverza·
@RomanCabanac lol how long was it going to be before this manchild threw his toys out of this cot 🤣
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Roman Cabanac
Roman Cabanac@RomanCabanac·
So DA Ministers double down on BEE and support hardcore African nationalism in public education. Its almost like the DA is full of shit.
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Iran Embassy SA
Iran Embassy SA@IraninSA·
South Africa’s prominent anti-apartheid veteran, Ronnie Kasrils, hails Iran’s historic victory.
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SilverSurfer
SilverSurfer@SurferSilverza·
@Golfweek_Dusek At least he's not out there on the road threatening the lives of innocent people but hey.
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David Dusek
David Dusek@Golfweek_Dusek·
The smugness that comes from knowing you’ve got a lifetime exemption into the Masters and an F-U level of money. Zero remorse shown. No regrets or feeling of embarrassment shown whatsoever.
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
here's Trump entering a UFC event as Vance says that negotiations with Iran have failed
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Vusi Sambo
Vusi Sambo@VusiSambo·
Have we not just secured a record breaking R889.8 billion worth of investments pledges made at South Africa’s 6th Investment Conference the other day through? With the majestic President Cyril Ramaphosa getting a standing ovation after he announced that his calcs together with the DA indicate that we are on track to achieving our set target of attracting R3 trillion in capital investments pledged to South Africa over the next 5 years🤷🏽‍♂️
Koos De Beer@koosdebeer4

South Africa slips in global investment rankings as investor caution deepens africa.businessinsider.com/local/markets/…

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Tsholofelo
Tsholofelo@tsholz43·
@SurferSilverza @MaxduPreez I once spent 3 hours waiting to check in at Gatwick!!....No apologies or explanation. They are the worst but expect the best from other countries.
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SilverSurfer
SilverSurfer@SurferSilverza·
2 hours to get through passport control at Charles de Gaulle people missing their flights, someone has brought out an accordion and somewhere I can hear a guillotine being sharpened. Never let tourists come to South Africa and roll their eyes and make snarky comments.
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SilverSurfer
SilverSurfer@SurferSilverza·
@NoozBebe_ lol one guy at passport control is unforgivable even if the sky is falling on our heads. Then the plane left an hour late because the trade unionists couldn't fill the tanks.
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Bebé
Bebé@NoozBebe_·
@SurferSilverza It's been chaotic in European airports these past 2 weeks.
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SilverSurfer
SilverSurfer@SurferSilverza·
@DailyInvestorSA Everyone knew this was too good to be true. SAA and profit don't belong in the same paragraph.
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Daily Investor
Daily Investor@DailyInvestorSA·
Aviation expert Guy Leitch has raised serious concerns regarding the validity of SAA's 2025 financial results, in which they claimed to be making a profit. dailyinvestor.com/south-africa/1…
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Bebé
Bebé@NoozBebe_·
@SurferSilverza I can't wrap my head around the level of brazeness. Brazen Pro Max
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Bebé
Bebé@NoozBebe_·
I thought this was a tall tale. It's not 🥲
Elliot@elliot_solution

A Nigerian man was working as a cashier at a DIY (hardware) store in London. He was caught letting his wife steal £200 worth of materials. Both convicted. One year later he was arrested again. This time at Euston station with another man’s stolen credit card. Convicted again. He returned to Nigeria. And he ran for governor of Delta State. Nigerian law said you cannot run if you have a criminal conviction. He forged his date of birth on his passport to hide his UK record. Nobody checked. He won. 😂😂😂 His official salary as governor was $25,000 a year. He bought six properties in London. A mansion in Johannesburg. Properties in Washington and Houston. A private jet worth $20 million. A Bentley. A Maybach. A fleet of armoured Range Rovers. His American Express bills showed he spent tens of thousands of dollars every single month on luxury hotels, clubs and shopping. In 2007 Nigeria’s anti-corruption chief accused him of stealing $250 million from Delta State. Ibori offered the EFCC chairman $15 million in cash to drop the case. The chairman pretended to accept. Then deposited the cash at the Central Bank. Nigerian courts still acquitted him on all 170 charges. He ran. Escaped to Dubai. A mob of his supporters fought off the police trying to arrest him. Interpol caught him in Dubai. The UK extradited him. In 2012 he pleaded guilty in a London court. The judge called the £50 million he admitted to stealing “ludicrously low.” He was sentenced to 13 years. Served half. Returned to Nigeria in 2017. A sitting senator was in the crowd that welcomed him home. His name is James Ibori. Nigeria never convicted him once. 🇳🇬

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SilverSurfer
SilverSurfer@SurferSilverza·
@CyrilRamaphosa Cupcake you are the guy that appointed Ebrahim "Brown Bag" Rassool as our ambassador to the US. He then proceeded to run his mouth off like a Salt River fishwife. I'd take a pass on this one. But you won't.
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Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦
Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦@CyrilRamaphosa·
Whenever I send our Ambassadors and high commissioners to various countries I always make it a point to inform them that they should never criticise their host countries publicly and in a confrontational manner but should always seek to raise issues privately and constructively and always seek to build relationships with various stakeholders in the host country they represent South Africa always choosing to preserve dignity and partnership between our respective countries.   x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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Patience_ EFF_ The realest
Patience_ EFF_ The realest@vulombedynamics·
These is premier Alan Winde, No qualifications , probably no matric , he manages a budget of over R269.524 billion...No media brouhaha ...such previledge @Newzroom405
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SilverSurfer
SilverSurfer@SurferSilverza·
@VusiSambo lol these clowns have delivered fokol. They were going to build all sorts of infrastructure but only manage to build some gogo a house every time there is an election.
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Vusi Sambo
Vusi Sambo@VusiSambo·
Illogical political rhetoric, this🫩 You vote for an opposition party because you think the governing party of the day is messing up. Before that indelible voting ink disappears from your thumbnail, the opposition party has already jumped in bed with the same political party you ditched out of frustration. Through some unjustifiable political horsetrading that do not take skills, competences, service delivery records & intents into account. We are just voting cows & fodder to all of these self-serving, power-hungry sharks called politicians🙄
#LordOfTheMedia@samkelemaseko

#EFF Malema: The EFF says to South Africans that service delivery and ideas must determine who we vote for. #sabcnews

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SilverSurfer@SurferSilverza·
@TankLanning It's been known to happen. I've also witnessed it first hand growing up in the UK. Horrified the first time I saw it. The UK version usually tasted strongly of firelighter.
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Tank Lanning
Tank Lanning@TankLanning·
According to The Block, this is how the Aussies serve their hotdog / sausage roll ... Off the gas barbie of course ... Not horrific it has to be said, but is it true?
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Lorraine 🇿🇦
Lorraine 🇿🇦@CitizenScoopX·
Good morning X!! 😎☕️🫡 South Africa is in serious need of a president like Donald Trump!! The criminals we currently have in @ParliamentofRSA needs to go!!
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SilverSurfer
SilverSurfer@SurferSilverza·
@RoryPetzer Worse when you're full. You go home with some cotton wool, a pot plant and some wine gums.
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Rory Petzer@RoryPetzer·
Grocery shopping when you’re hungry is a terrible idea.
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SilverSurfer
SilverSurfer@SurferSilverza·
@RediTlhabi lol she's "aggrieved" because the gravy plane is leaving the airport without her.
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Redi Tlhabi
Redi Tlhabi@RediTlhabi·
I don't think you should be engaging with this or responding to it. It is beneath your office. You can't stop Mama Joy from speaking because she is aggrieved. But you don't have to say "Present!" everytime she calls your name.
Gayton McKenzie@GaytonMcK

Let me be clear: the President of the country did not pay for Mama Joy's trips, despite what she may think. DSAC did. Both trips I could find info on from before my term were covered by the department. Her France trip alone cost R700k. I hope this matter can now be put to rest.

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