Swearing Sports AUS

Bradman averaged over 110 in Shield cricket. Just another batsman who couldn’t fuckin’ translate this into test cricket. #AUSvIND

How fucken in denial is Stokes. Your team is shit mate. End of. #Ashes

@LeashP92 Highlights of M Starc and T Head in the first test of the Ashes on KAYO…

Is there anything good on Netflix/stan/prime anymore? Really needing a series to get into..

Not even the gayest man on earth has ever been bum fucked that hard before. #Ashes

Disgraceful pitch! An absolute fucken road!! #Ashes

Fucken quick. Who get MOM?#Ashes

That fucken red-headed rat rooter gets his dick sucked by @piersmorgan and fellow chaps after Day 1, yet is nowhere to be fucken seen on Day 2. #Ashes

Give em 3 innings and we’d still beat these cunts inside 3 days. #Ashes

We fucken lasted more overs than you cunts did! #Ashes #MoralVictory

Honestly, just imagine. A Broncos / Lions pub lock-in. Who’s best on ground? Who dies? Is Tarintino making a movie from it. Is Bradley Cooper playing Reece Walsh? Who plays Lochie Neale. Is Chris Fagan the father of Madge. Does Ben Hunt have a sister called Yook. Fuck yes cunts!

@dmurray59 @timmyhodges Was the schedule announced a thousand fucken years ago? AFL GF is always last Saturday in September.

@timmyhodges I believe the schedule was announced before the AFL. And then it’s with NZR. So not RA at all

The Wallabies agreeing to play NZ at the exact same time as the AFL Grand Final is the dumbest sporting scheduling this year. 🤦‍♂️

Just sittin’ back watching the little fuckers knock on cunts doors that I just tied orange balloons to at their letterbox.

@SenatorThorpe I usually have a ‘Top 5 sporting cunts of the Year’ list. Fuck I wish you played sport. You’d probably beat Gallen.

Not my King. Treaty now.

You can’t stump a bloke who doesn’t have a bat. Bad sportsmanship. Morals and all that. #PAKvENG

Fuck me. It’s not a eulogy. #Brownlow

The fucken immaturity with 10secs to go in that half is comical stuff. #AFLPowerHawks

Why can’t we get rid of cunts like Tomic instead.

Commentators on live TV blowing their fucken load over Daicos is extraordinary. #AFLPiesLions

@SouthDallasFood What a cunt.

I’ve seen cunts get tasered who could win a medal in #breaking. #Olympics

Waddya reckon? Created it myself. Surely @Nike is a no-brainer sponsorship. Lets gets it out there. C’mon!💪🥇🚴‍♀️ #Paris2024 #Saya #Olympics