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Simon Marwa

@SymonRashy

Youth Activist// Social justice Advocate//Human Rights//Youth leader// Program management// Awareness creation// climate justice

Nairobi, Kenya เข้าร่วม Nisan 2016
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Simon Marwa
Simon Marwa@SymonRashy·
@wakimuyu That's is so deep, in my next role I want to undo somethings
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K. Kimuyu
K. Kimuyu@wakimuyu·
You got the promotion in January 2020. ‘Regional Sales Manager.’ With it came a car, and you moved your family to the suburbs and your kids to Group of Schools. People cry about Njaanuary but not you. You were laughing all the way to the bank. Your wife was happy, your kids were happy. The receptionist was even flirting with you. ‘Regional Sales Manager.’ It had a nice ring to it. If you could, you would flirt with yourself too. January went quickly, and February was here. Time flies when you have money. You developed a palate for golf and got a membership in that country club. It was already end-of-February before you could pronounce ‘caddie’, and there was talk of a flu from Wuhan. You shrugged. Flu? You even laughed. Not with your top-of-the-range health insurance. March knocked on the door. The upper echelon of the organization called an emergency meeting and told you, you had to take a pay cut and lay off half of your team. A pay cut was all right. You would just dial down on the country club membership, and besides, the kids were home now. You were upbeat even though you had a chill down your spine. ‘What if it all goes away?’ April came, and you saw that email you were dreading. You were all being sent on leave without pay. You stared at it unblinking as if you could see right through the screen. You tried to comfort yourself. ‘By May things will be back to normal.’ April was slow. You spent your time sitting uneasily on your sofa and burning through your savings, wondering who you were now. Who were you really if you were not the Regional Sales manager? The arguments with your wife started. You could no longer pay the mortgage in suburbia. The internet was cut. Then the electricity followed. Food was under candlelit but that disappeared too. And then the wife took the kids and disappeared. You made it through a week without electricity, water, and dignity, with auctioneers banging on your door before you decided to end it all. You were going to do it in that car. You were going to smash into a bridge at ninety miles an hour. It was the means of your rise, and now it would be the means of your demise. Poetic. While en route to the bridge, you came across these vendors with big cars on the roadside. It piqued your interest. Besides, you didn’t want to gamble. You didn’t know if you would make it to your maker in time for supper, so you slowed down for a banana. While peeling it, you talked shop. There was an accountant selling tomatoes. An engineer selling potatoes and the professor who sold you bananas. He was short of hands, and he asked if you could come on board, and you did. You look back, it's 2026, and now you have a smoothie and ice cream joint at Sarit whose focus is banana flavor. You did go bananas, and with the sun coming out, your bank account is going bananas, too. You smile at the memory and feel a little bit bananas that you were a Regional Sales Manager who could sell water to a well, yet there you were about to end it all because of a minor setback.
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Simon Marwa
Simon Marwa@SymonRashy·
@_fwambui Kama mwingine I told him kama umeingia hapo hatuwezi kusaidia,
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Wambui
Wambui@_fwambui·
Wanaume waluhya ndio unaweza kalia vizuri, kuna mmoja huwa naona akifulia bibi na watoto nguo na hanaga shida.
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Simon Marwa@SymonRashy·
@_MtuTano Jomba usema sista alambe flow tukingia weekend
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Esther | Remote Work girlie ✨
Esther | Remote Work girlie ✨@estherngozi1999·
I woke up to a rejection mail from another company 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😩😩😩😩😩😩 My chest
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KOT Socha 🇰🇪
KOT Socha 🇰🇪@Kotsocha_ke·
Na mbona serikali isiende Libya inunue mafuta na hiyo 3ksh per litre alafu wakuje watuuzie ata 50bob?
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Simon Marwa
Simon Marwa@SymonRashy·
@tl_chaos Ushaona Ile space ya marriage apo citizen how she acts adi Mzee huchoka 😭😂😂🫴
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Simon Marwa@SymonRashy·
@Osama_otero Dad made orders and we are paying for it after the individuals who bought fuel under his back
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Sir-Rap-A-Lot
Sir-Rap-A-Lot@Osama_otero·
Joel Mburu the logistics manager at KPC should already be in jail because of the ongoing fuel crisis. Joel Mburu is still free. So sad.
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Bakhita Esther
Bakhita Esther@bakhita_esther·
EPRA is independent, but President Ruto still stepped in to negotiate lower fuel prices for us.We appreciate the President's prompt intervention.
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Tilapia Babe 😚
Tilapia Babe 😚@MartinnaMaree·
On the side,Niko na kinyozi KM. Do you know how bad things are? It's midday na tumenyoa Tu mtu mmoja😂😂😂. I have 4 barbers I'm supposed to pay,the day is still young,I'm hoping hakuna mwenye atashinda poa Leo😭😭🤦.
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Simon Marwa
Simon Marwa@SymonRashy·
Thorium 230 present in kenya..
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Simon Marwa
Simon Marwa@SymonRashy·
@JoyJMurraya Mimi Kwanza Ireland nkumoto, hapa Kenya goonz ndio wako n politicians and few people
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⁴⁴¹⁶ Joy❤️‍🔥
Hungarians woke up yesterday and voted out Orbán who’s been making them miserable for 16 years. The people are the power I’ve never seen Hungarians this happy in my life
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Simon Marwa@SymonRashy·
IRELAND JUST SHOWED PEOPLE'S POWER.. KENYA CAN WE EVEN..
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CPA Wachira Joseph
CPA Wachira Joseph@WashiraX·
Hide your KRA PINs guys. Why? Tax cheaters are hunting for them. Why? - Many people do not have eTIMS receipts to support expenses for 2025. - And KRA has now allowed deduction of such expenses. But with conditions. - One must send a list of those expenses to KRA before filing. - And include the supplier’s KRA PIN. Here is the catch. - Cheaters will use any PIN they can find. - Yours included. Later, KRA will come for you with stories like: - Vipi bro. We can see you sold goods worth 10M. - But you only declared employment income. Or, - Mzee you declared 2M, but we can see 10M in sales. We want tax on the other 8M. Simply because your PIN is sitting in someone else’s expenses. Yet you did not sell such figures. You will waste a lot of time cursing, emailing, visiting, and calling KRA to explain unaekelewa. Protect your PIN!
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Simon Marwa
Simon Marwa@SymonRashy·
Ireland walifunga barabara juu ya taxes apa Kenya jaribu. Uskie wakisema unaharibu biz
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