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Systematic Descent - Twilight Division I recorded this in 2003 right out of high school with my friend Remington. First music video I did that was halfway worth a shit... lol

Here's a song I wrote about it: systematicdescent.bandcamp.com/track/working-…

I dated a pizza delivery driver for 2 years. She'd occasionally bring home a pizza. She had to look at a map to find her customers. Meanwhile, I'm working 12 hours cleaning up the whole day's dishes at 8pm and more were coming in. My feet hurt. My legs hurt. She was fine.

The soft pharmacy manager to the assistant pharmacist that grew up on a dairy farm: "That big brain of his and no room for anything but music." Assistant pharmacist: "Oh, heheh..." You could tell that I was more of his kind than the pharmacy manager's kind...

This is how I am with women at the smoking area and all the women I've dated before. My manager in pharmacy said, "Maybe she's just stupid." I defended her. But she was, I finally saw. Even my new psychiatrist is a shallow idiot.

😂😂😂😂😂😂 @SafetyNotorious

@sadiafatma1278 Fuck yeah! McDonald's workers are tough as nails once they've worked there long enough... Plus, they bring home cheeseburgers and fries!

Would you date McDonald’s worker?

@UnleashedG23066 My dad went to a Hendrix concert in Georgia. They had to stop the show to announce: "Don't eat the brown acid." My dad thought Hendrix passed it out on purpose...

This is what a guitar gods sound like. Still agree?

“I will never set foot in the US again”

John Cena and Jason Earles in Hannah Montana both were 34 here

Chuck Norris understood the discipline it takes to be a good martial artist. New guy around here said he didn't get his black belt and got kicked out for being too aggressive with a guy who insulted his sister. No discipline.

‘’Dad, what did the 80s sound like?’’ #synthwave #80s #nostalgia

This woman loves her husband, making him feel needed... so sweet!

Is porch monkey a slur?

It's not even midnight and I just woke up... I hope I can sleep soon...

If only my sisters were this cool...

If you guys want to hear my solo project from high school, here you go! Zero Millennium systematicdescent.bandcamp.com/album/zero-mil…

It's time for your Daily DANG. Since people have been complaining, we'll let the backup dancer do the singing today.

@FretGhoul Thank you so much!!

@SystemDescent That was really good man!

Systematic Descent - Twilight Division I recorded this in 2003 right out of high school with my friend Remington. First music video I did that was halfway worth a shit... lol