Ace
549 posts
What does War Machine do when he runs out of bullets?
CBM Shots@CBMshots
Avengers: Infinity War
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@Mrglitch188 @Dexerto Those pieces of fictional media fail to take my power into consideration. I shall stop any harm on human earth.
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@Dexerto I SWEAR TO GOD IF WE BRING BACK DINOSAURS THIS WORLD IS FUCKED THERE ARE 2 BOOKS,118 VIDEO GAMES, 2 TV SHOWS, AND 7 FUCKING MOVIES ON WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA
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They told you it was up your butt to make you gay.
Turns out is on your foreskin which is overwhelmingly removed by U.S parents.
Thank god my mother said “what’s the point in that?” When the doctors asked if she wanted it done to me.
I’ve still got all my penis.
Rare UK W.
New York Post@nypost
The male G-spot revealed - and everyone who guessed it's in the rear was wrong: 'Intensely pleasurable' trib.al/apa2iEK
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@Ianmoss1992 @luvvhuzz Men can cum from a dream that doesn’t mean a single thing ☠️ just say you like it in the butt
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😭niggas was getting pegged thinking it was in their ass
New York Post@nypost
The male G-spot revealed - and everyone who guessed it's in the rear was wrong: 'Intensely pleasurable' trib.al/apa2iEK
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Boy them white 🥷🏾’s love Gabe
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
>Announces Valve upcoming console >Ram prices spike >do nothing >Ram prices drop >win every time
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@TAce40 @KING_KONG_TAY Holy shit not only are you a self hating loser, you’re also retarded why did I even entertain this
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@TAce40 @KING_KONG_TAY Nigga finally read my tweet and responded with this weak ass reply. You’re a 🦝. You don’t respect yourself or your race talking bout some “this why our demographic in the toilet” speak for yourself bum ass 🦝.
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@SoufParkMack Babe, I’m not being serious lol I wish I would just take the message that is not OK for people to occupy someone else’s home on false pretenses. ❤️
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Idk how people don’t k*ll squatters. Lmao like what the fuck you mean you’re not leaving MY house?????? Yeah AIGHT.
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@ilovebighoes @KING_KONG_TAY How is “came from a hateful place” not crazy? Are you genuinely this stupid? Reddit ass nigga talking bout “gotcha” 🤓☝️😭😭
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@TAce40 @KING_KONG_TAY I didn’t say yours was crazy did you even read my tweet? or did you preemptively respond for a gotcha moment? Yours was unfunny and unoriginal.
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@TAce40 @KING_KONG_TAY Yeah but the valve one was funny and not that crazy. Yours was unoriginal and came from a hateful place. Cmon Ace you gotta be better than that
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@ilovebighoes @KING_KONG_TAY Nigga if you observed anything past your forehead you would agree
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@TAce40 @KING_KONG_TAY Wow you had that one ready to go today
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being a man is so easy you genuinely just have to be rich and can date women that look like they're eve
zoomer girls 3.0@zoomergirls__
Carolina Ponti is pure Italian excellence
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@DaveStallard2 @TheLatamGuy Adult women have body hair. If you don't like that, you are gay or pedo
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For the curious among us, this is what it looks like:
priscilla (alt)@seashell_luvr
In Brazil, instead of shaving body hair which grows back quickly and creates stubble, they bleach it into a soft-focus golden fuzz that looks especially pretty on tan skin. It’s called banho de lua, or “moon bath.”
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