Alan Smithee, gladly dunking on conservative dorks

@SirJBritain Stay mad, you ill-informed dork.

My kids are watching a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film on Netflix. I used to watch the original series when I was younger. April O’Neil (a Celtic origin surname) has been race swapped from a red headed white woman to an African. Utterly sick of it.

I don't think you're all ready for how little Toronto will care about the World Cup. We didn't want it. We didn't ask for it.

RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip trib.al/GRIk0oS

@Acyn What about the women who have been abused by her son and husband?

Boebert: If your boss is mistreating you, or someone else in the office, tell somebody—come to my office. If you want to remain anonymous, remain anonymous. Let one of us loudmouths get it out there for you. I’m happy to issue receipts on behalf of anyone.

@PinstripeBungle Mecha-Lady Liberty

We love the Shrike, don't we folks? We love the Lord of Pain. And we love to be pinned to that Tree

And a different John decided that for the both of them.

@davegreenidge57 She needs to be asked if Sarah Huckabee does her makeup.

DoorDash Grandma needs to be investigated. Not for her most recent performance. She needs to be asked if her testimony before Congress was also all an act and who it is that’s paying her.

@atrupar Well, if you're a thicky thicky dumb dumb and don't understand that the vacuum of space is a terrible conductor of heat and therefore the heat will just build up inside the data center and destroy itself then this sounds like a great idea.

FCC Chair Brendan Carr: "We're open to data centers in space. Starlink has come in with a request for up to a million satellites to do it."

Just a reminder that the Biden admin planned the Artemis mission and the Trump admin planned the Afghan withdrawal.

Bring back the Weather Underground.

@sarobertsonca He's clearly plotting his Jordan Peterson-esque pivot to professional bias-confirmer to cash in on the podcast/speaker/writer circuit.

"There's one thing that's worse than being uneducated and it's being badly educated. And Mr. Carney is very badly educated on economics." -- Pierre Poilievre says, as water dribbles down his chin

@JulieLovesFluff Weird way of admitting you're a bad parent.

I took my 11 year old to her checkup this morning and the nurse asked me to step out of the room for a moment. I politely declined and she said, "It's just for a moment." And I told her, "No thank you, given all the stories about children being abused my husband and I decided to never leave our children alone with anyone, even medical providers. Anything you need to do or say you can do with me in the room." She looked all miffed and just left, no idea what her plan was but she didn't feel the need to continue it with me present and that makes me even more suspicious?? When she left my daughter thanked me for not leaving, she's already shy about the doctor, her eyes got so wide when the lady asked me to leave.

@MOSSADil They've mastered the standing still, but not the remembering.

🚨 THIS MORNNING: ISRAEL STANDS STILL FOR HOLOCAUST REMEMBRANCE Across Israel, life came to a complete halt as a two-minute siren sounded nationwide.

This is the most important story of the year so far. ProPublica found 75 officials in key election protection roles across federal agencies have been fired, resigned, or reassigned. They've been replaced by two dozen political appointees – 10 tried to reverse Trump's 2020 loss.

Hamzah: You guys killed children in Lebanon, is that okay? IDF Soldier: Yeah, this is okay because of Hamas. Hamzah: What about the children, the babies? IDF Soldiers: The babies is good to kill. Hamzah: Really, in Lebanon? IDF Soldier: Yes, in Lebanon, in Gaza, in Iran Hamzah: Have you ever killed any Palestinian children? IDF Soldier: I killed Hamzah: How many? IDF Soldiers: I don't know. Hamzah: You don't keep track? IDF Soldier: No, but I killed.

@booterlehman @JoJoFromJerz He's literally reacting to something monumentally stupid that Trump said.

@JoJoFromJerz Dude is legit Retarded 🤡🤡🤡

I love this and I love him. 🥹

@mwp1128 @JoJoFromJerz Inflation was at 2.7 when he left office. It's at 3.3 now. Do you love that?

@JoJoFromJerz Did you love this? I know I didn’t

@JoJoFromJerz Needs sunglasses.

@blogTO I bet Doug has more ongoing OPP investigations than she does.

Toronto journalist Tina Yazdani axed from CityNews and the blowback was immediate blogto.com/city/2026/04/t…

I think Canada is going through a party switch in slow motion real time. Carney was always a small C conservative, but the more PCs he adds to his caucus the more the liberal party moves to the right. Maybe this means the death of the conservative party and the rise of the NDP.