Gabe Johnson
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Gabe Johnson
@THEGabeJohnson
Husband, dad. Tree Appreciator | Goalie Dad
Brainerd เข้าร่วม Aralık 2009
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If it wasn’t clear to you before because maybe you weren’t aware of me (and, let’s be honest, no one should ever be aware of me), one of my consistent subjects is inauthentic behavior and I don’t care what their political alignment is. I’m sure I call out way more right-wing accounts now but that’s just how this app is. Or, at least, that’s how my feed is, but I think it’s probably objectively true based on metrics that right-wing content dominates now. I don’t care, I’ll be here to do it if and when the pendulum swings back the other way. I do it for fun.
These are my personal interests. I’ll keep doing it if my monetization ends, just like I did it before monetization started. I’m not saying this to show that I’m something special, I’m an idiot who has been posting on various platforms for over 30 years because I like to yell at people online. This is just what interests me, this is one of the ways I have fun. My career as a lawyer scratches the same itch in a lot of ways, except that’s how I actually pay my bills.
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I took a little trip down memory lane tonight and I totally forgot I did this thread about Call to Activism. This entry is hilarious.
Damin Toell@damintoell
You always see the same Call to Activism shill tweet structure: a tweet about a topic all the rest are tweeting about at that time, next tweet inexplicably shilling to get people to follow CTA, next tweet a lame zinger.
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The existence of a Front Porch implies there is a Back Porch.
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Spencer Hakimian is worried about American steelworkers.
Spencer Hakimian@SpencerHakimian
🚨BREAKING: TRUMP’S BALLROOM IS BEING BUILT WITH FOREIGN STEEL
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@andrewwagner Prison sentence should be in multiples of median income. Steal 870k divided by median income of 87k and you get 10 years in prison.
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Pocketed $866,000, only ordered to pay back $100,000!?
So he basically gets $750K in exchange for 3.5 years in prison (oh and he undoubtedly won't even serve the full term)?
I'm tired of paying taxes.
Lou Raguse@LouNewsMan
Another day, another fraud suspect sentenced in Minneapolis Federal Court. Abdullahe Jesow didn’t exactly sound to me like he thought he did anything wrong. He said his biggest regret was asking a fellow fraudster for a loan!
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Earthset.
The Artemis II crew captured this view of an Earthset on April 6, 2026, as they flew around the Moon. The image is reminiscent of the iconic Earthrise image taken by astronaut Bill Anders 58 years earlier as the Apollo 8 crew flew around the Moon.
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Forget about the 7 TRILLION dollars she spends EVERY year. An additional 5 billion will solve many problems.
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren
Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.
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I’m not asking you, I’m telling you.
Take a moment and listen to this 81 second response from Victor Glover after being asked if he had any thoughts leading up to Easter.
I don’t quite think it can be overstated how perfect this crew is for the job.
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My beloved Jaycees have had brand identity issues forever. This is Marty McFly going back to 1955. All of these brands, except the jaycees, are easily recognizable.
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Umps are finding new ways to fuck up games that robots cannot reverse. This is the innovation we need in the AI economy to ensure human primacy!
Baseball Quotes@BaseballQuotes1
This might be the worst ending to a game I've ever seen
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T.J. Hughes, Max Plante, and Erik Pohlkamp are your 2026 Hobey Baker Hat Trick finalists 👏
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@Ejmiller25 I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots. Since the 1950s, the only justices arguably more conservative than Barrett/Gorsuch/Kavanaugh are Rehnquist, Scalia, Thomas, and Alito....and maybe Harlan. That's it. That's the group.
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Yes... In case anyone was wondering, Microsoft still sucks in space.
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When you hear the case of a 'potentially dangerous dog' I always vote against the dog. It is always the owner.
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Heavenly Father, help me not to get so discouraged by my sins and struggles that I forget Your victory over them. Help me to always remember that Your love, mercy and constancy are unconquerable.
Amen
#talkedtotheboss
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They gave their lives for our freedom – Landelles and Coupigny – August 4, 1944.
PRIMITERRA Dante P V T
MURPHREE Donald P V T
BRIGGS George P 2 L T
BAILEY Lynn B C P L
OBEIDZINSKI Frank P C F
JEWELL Cana Infirmier
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