Professor Patronus
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Professor Patronus
@THXCP30
I self identify as centric. But am politically misidentified as Alt-Right. so I am Faux Right. Fo' sho.
Already too close เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2022
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Así es el cambio de guardia en la frontera de la India 🇮🇳 con Pakistán: 🇵🇰.
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@thatstarwarsgrl Ah, we're back to poking people. Excellent. The world is healing.
Get off his back, man. 😆
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Dude should use those 7 days to clean his damn house
DramaAlert@DramaAlert
Asmongold responds to being BANNED on Twitch for 7-days.
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@AiPinfu2003 Duly noted.
Itinerary:
Disembark, customs, luggage, poop. I'll keep it in mind 😉
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アメリカ人がびっくりするような日本の秘密を教えるわ。
日本のトイレはお尻を洗ってくれるし乾燥もしてくれる。
海外から日本に戻ってきて一番感動するのがトイレ。
日本に着いたらまずウンコするといいよ。
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@ksorbs Oo they gonna let him walk? Bet that doesn't go well.
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DeCarlos Brown Jr, the man who k*lled Iryna Zarutska was just found “incapable to proceed” on the state m*rder charge brought against him.
So he's too dumb to know what he did was wrong and that's why he shouldn't get prison?
This is infuriating. This is not justice. Our system is broken.
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@Nerdrotics More important! Written by a woman, the same woman .
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Wonder Woman raped a guy in her last film.
It was directed by a woman.
Collider@Collider
The DCU’s #WonderWoman reboot has one clear requirement: it needs to be directed by a woman. With James Gunn reshaping the franchise, the next take on Diana carries the weight of what made Wonder Woman such a cultural milestone in the first place. That film didn’t just succeed because of scale, it resonated because of the perspective behind it, something this reboot can’t afford to lose. Read our feature: collider.com/james-gunn-won…🛡️
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Link needs to say the very last line in the movie.
“Well, excuuuuuse me, Princess!”
ScreenTime@screentime
Zelda art director doesn't want Link to talk in The Legend of Zelda movie He said it would lose the "magic"
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@adamcarolla They heard "acerbic wit curly hair, must be Norm". 😂
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Untrue, I was at Home Depot last Friday and a guy thought I was Norm McDonald
(((Mazeltov Cocktail)))@MannySchewitz
@BRdee86 @mikeroweworks @adamcarolla Kimmel is still relevant. Most people have no idea who Adam is, and it's best that way.
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@swim_shu Even as an idiot gaijin, I know this. How hard is it to understand cultural underpinnings? People say much about that which they don't know. I do it too. We all do. But what an odd take, huh?
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あのね、神道はやめるとか入信するとかそんな話じゃないの。日本人が生まれながらに身に纏い、自覚がなくとも共に存在するものなの⛩️
Schuller Mozart ن@SchulMozart
The general Japanese population already stopped being Shinto so by this logic it’s already ceased being Japanese
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@Iwatekko6969 It true. I yank it out of the nest, toss in my blender and boom, orange Julius! (Yes, egg whites are the secret to Orange Julius)
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日本人のツイートを見て、生卵を食べようとしている外国人へ警告。
やめろ。死ぬぞ。
日本には昔から生卵を食べる文化があり、日本の養鶏業者は安全な生卵食のために必死に研究し、遂に完璧な除菌方法を開発し、安全な卵を販売しているのだ。
日本以外の国の生卵は食べたら死にます。
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@RyukyuanRipper We love our 2nd Amendment. But we also know we're close to losing it. First thing, they come for the guns. Check Germany and Canada. They take the gun, they steal your voice because you're not a threat.
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私は沖縄出身で、現在はアイダホ州に住んでいます。銃をかなり所有していますが、その数を明かすのはあまり賢明ではありません。普段、銃の所有数や種類については人に話さないようにしています。
Yohei from Japan🇯🇵@learning_yohei
日本からこんにちは🇯🇵👋アメリカ人に質問があります🇺🇸僕は本物の銃を見たことがありません。アニメや映画でしか見たことがありません。アメリカ人は本物の銃を見たことがあるんですか？それは普通のことなんですか？🤔
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@IGADON2 Aw they're just water puppies with sharp teeth. Stay clear, don't feed them and whatever you do, do NOT wrestle on in the shallows. Little turds wriggle something fierce.
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@fandompulse We don't like the women they are portraying. We don't like them, behavior wise. And writing is shit
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The Mary Sue writer Myra Drake claims "men cannot handle female protagonists in nerd media":
"In just a few sentences, all Alcock did was acknowledge that men on the Internet can be weird and territorial… and then those men proceeded to be extremely weird and territorial. Comparisons to Larson and Zegler, both of whom have been vilified by right-wing nerd spaces for making candid comments about the entertainment industry, soon followed."
Should women be allowed as protagonists in nerd media?
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@hotahotasa45082 Eating etiquette is the first thing we've lost as a culture. We rarely even eat together anymore.
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Vermont let a 14-year-old onto the governor’s ballot.
No minimum age requirement. He filed the paperwork, formed his own party, collected signatures, and qualified.
He works at his parents’ pizza shop. His best friend is his running mate.
He takes his driving test before he takes office.
Governor Phil Scott says he lacks experience.
The law says otherwise. I’m with the kid.
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@fandompulse They still have seasons being made? Damn. I thought the spinoff fizzled. Ah well. I'll check it out within the decade, no doubt.
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The Boys showrunner Eric Kripke tells anti-woke viewers who are unhappy with the heavy-handed politics in the show to go watch something else:
“I clearly have a perspective, and I’m not shy about putting that perspective in the show. Anyone who wants to call the show ‘woke’ or whatever, that’s OK. Go watch something else.”
Does this make you want to continue watching The Boys?
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@Ravenismeee We don't get things. Surprise us. Literally anything at all. Oh, a 10mm socket would be fantastic.
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@XFreeze This takes me back to the 90s in a way I can't even express with my character limit.
But then, we didn't have those back then. So maybe just a little reminder.
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Many people still don’t know this
𝕏 quietly replaced Google Translate with Grok… and it’s been an absolute game-changer
Previously 𝕏 used to have Google Translate, which was kinda okay-ish
Grok translation just broke the walls between Japanese and Western users
Timelines went from local to GLOBAL overnight
Japanese fire, anime takes, niche culture.....now the whole West actually gets it (and vice versa)
People are honestly loving it. The timelines have never been this fun and interesting!
X Freeze@XFreeze
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@hoshizorarock We try not to fight them over cheese. And wine. America decided "we've done well enough, let's let them keep the crown".
We have other fun stuff to laugh about. Like Benjamin Franklin.
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アメリカ人よ。
呼ばれているぞ。
アメリカのチーズの暴力の破壊力をフランスにも見せつける時が来たようだ。
Arthur@ArthurLCLR
Les Américains montrez-vous ! J’ai une très belle communauté Japonaise j’aimerais y ajouter des Américains 🫶🏼🇫🇷🇺🇸🇯🇵
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