pblitt needs coffee

My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare I had to cram so many things to store everything in there And all the fat, skinny people And all the tall, short people And all the nobody people And all the somebody people I never thought I'd need so many people

@iamgroot34695 @positivesideofx @PicturesFoIder Leave Philly alone.

@positivesideofx @PicturesFoIder I noticed that these girls are from Texas. I am guessing Philly for the original pepper sprayer.

This girl pepper sprayed her teacher because he took her phone from her 😬

@ask_aubry Bad Hair Days

What's their band name?

@sacrelicio @bornwithatail_ It is the form of alcohol voted most likely to induce a hangover.

@bornwithatail_ Still not entirely sure what sloe gin is

@FreedTMG @aranyaphoenix @ask_aubry I hope you find someone or someone finds you, but not until grief loosens its grip on you. Be well, friend.

@aranyaphoenix @ask_aubry She made me promise I wouldn't be alone the rest of my life and that I would find someone who makes me as happy as I made her. I agreed, but I have not tried. It took Almost a year before I changed my phone lock screen from her face. It was the only way I could wake up to her.

His wife's body wasn't even cold yet 🫤

@John_Dantzler True Blood IPA

@oldenoughtosay Then you know what a pain in the butt it’s going to be and that you don’t want to do it with chemicals.

@oldenoughtosay chop away as close to the ground as you can; remove debris. prevent sun from reaching soil with layers of wet newspaper covered with mulch, or black plastic. waita season, then plant back with a ground cover that thrives where you are.

@oldenoughtosay More details would help. Is this a line between two properties? Do you need it cleared to the height of the fence or lower? (also, salt probably won’t do the trick.)

@NeilLowenthal1 Everyone in that photo looks like they’re at the Super Bowl not because they want to be there but because they could.

TWO OF A KIND Elon Musk watching the Super Bowl with Rupert Murdoch. Two men who use America's free speech laws to undermine America.

@JustJoshinNH It so matches that shirt.

New cardi I regret nothing

@JasonBHere Oh, Jason. I think we’re on to something here. Murder mysteries with 60’s sitcom characters.

@TPLgames Yes. It was the elderberry preserves.

Opie's Mom?

@Brainmage That is extra normal.

@ClamTrey @JoyceWhiteVance In this case the ham part would be accurate.

@JoyceWhiteVance "A DA can indict a ham sandwhich when he/she has a grand jury." - Said Everyone

1/"...witness testimony will soon begin, a clear signal that the district attorney, Alvin L. Bragg, is nearing a decision about whether to charge Mr. Trump" for his role in paying hush money to a porn star during his 2016 presidential campaign, nytimes.com/2023/01/30/nyr…

@Brainmage Zounds, that must have pained you greatly.

@Starznreyes @JustJoshinNH You deserve a medal. Honestly, respect to you.

January’s felt like a solid month and a half. Really experienced the full director’s cut, this year.

@JustJoshinNH January in the Boston area has had about five hours of full sunshine. It’s so gloomy.

@SenTedCruz You’ve been a senator for ten years, long enough for you to understand that term limits just make lobbyists more powerful, since they never have to leave.

Chuck Schumer wants to stay in the Senate for 1000 years. He will never want to take my term limits amendment to a vote on the floor!

@SenTedCruz Are you suggesting that the public “deserves” to know the contents of classified documents?

The American people deserve to know if any of the classified documents Joe Biden had at his house involve his family’s business activities.