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@anxietymsgs Join the RAF

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

@Lwkpetite Chesticles or, on a hot day, humidititties.

@BhattiLaib9960 Get rid of the boyfriend

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?

@zhbinist I own a Shark vac and I still Hoover 🤣

guys i’m being laughed at for being British 👎 does anyone else say hoover please back me up

@LakotaMan1 I’ve got no sympathy for them but they were all ‘token women’ and bound to be fired as soon as he needed a scapegoat. It’s a shame they were too stupid to see if before standing 10 toes down in support of the creep.

This made me smile #nasa #oil #clangers @NASA

@snowiecone Bryan Adams

gun to your head name a canadian

@C579947C @DamianLow3 Awww, someone working whilst getting an education is so offensive to you, isn’t it. You’ve bought all the bs your MAGA bosses have fed you and I’m not sure if you’re to be pitied or laughed at.

@ThatConnorGirl @DamianLow3 And the coke whore, right.....

Name me someone less intelligent than Pete Hegseth?

@C579947C @DamianLow3 Oh yes, the highly qualified women must be ‘less intelligent’ than the alcohol addled frat boy 🙄

@DamianLow3 He is no genius I agree, but Kamala and AOC take the cake for sure.

@RebelliousBard @colder_sarcasm Not really ‘twisted’ into anything. People go on about criminals getting guns. How many more guns do you think will be in circulation if they became common place in homes? Without good & regular training, people inevitably are not good enough with it to be useful.

@ThatConnorGirl @colder_sarcasm bless. "Let's just have a calm discussion about bearing arms" gets instantly twisted into "those desperate for a firearm shouldn't have one." Classic.

Truss has gone full lunatic.

@RebelliousBard @colder_sarcasm I would trust you with f’ing water pistol mate. Those desperate to have a firearm are the ones that most definitely should not have them.

@colder_sarcasm We should have a discussion on bearing Arms in the UK I do not see that as a 'lunatic' stance.

@FAITHOPE31 @JoJoFromJerz Nope, it makes sense only in yours.

@ThatConnorGirl @JoJoFromJerz It's pretty obvious it made sense in your head , ty

Kristi Noem wants us to pray for her now? The heartless, evil, dog killing bitch who wouldn’t apologize to the families of Renee Good and Alex Pretti? She wants us to pray for her because her cuck of a husband got caught wearing women’s clothes? Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.

@FAITHOPE31 @JoJoFromJerz I bet that comment made sense in your head, didn’t it.

@JoJoFromJerz Jojo was it your clothes, you mad? your kids should be praying for you

@PoliticoForYou Has anyone had her assessed yet? I feel like she’s having some sort of delusions.

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Liz Truss suggests “underground transgender mafia” may be responsible for Italian chocolate heist that saw over 12 tonnes of KitKats stolen.

@itsme_urstruly Kitler

What would you name this cat?

@mariana057 All of it!

Which wine pairs best with finding out my in-laws are staying a day longer than I thought??

@Data56738 @DrChrisCombs So what you’re saying is that if you overthink a very simple issue, you can talk yourself into f’ing up the answer?

Evan you might want to ask for a refund

"Who is your favorite vampire?" “The one from Sesame Street.” “He doesn't count!" “I assure you, he does.”

@possiblydefinit @supertanskiii I think you’ll find the answer to that is ‘yes’. Along with priests, old white men etc etc.

No notes.

@history99917180 Owl - purely because his ID no was 2820 Jumbo - ID no of 747

Drill bit - he was a small, boring tool. Thrush - you know the rest! Olympic torch - he never went out. Gurkha - never took any prisoners. Coleslaw - the bloke was a complete cabbage.