Bikini Bottom Police Department

Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Police Department Twitter! Here you can expect to see updates on current events involving us and important announcements from us. Whatever you don't find here you will likely find on either @BBNewsStation, @IAN_TVNetwork , or @AquaBlueNetwork. Be safe

Perch @BBNewsStation is being arrested

Notorious criminal Dirty Bubble is terrorizing citizens across Bikini Bottom, mostly Downtown Bikini Bottom. If you spot Dirty Bubble, call 911 immediately. Carry a sharp object such as a pin for extra defense if you are located in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

porn

@Spongester99 @CultofKorra @strawb_fieldz @papermalte That'd hurt

@CultofKorra @TheBBPD @strawb_fieldz @papermalte I can crash into Earth and wipe out the entire human race.

@Spongester99 @CultofKorra @strawb_fieldz @papermalte Yeah, she is 100% guilty we just don't like you.

@TheBBPD @CultofKorra @strawb_fieldz @papermalte You have no reason to arrest me

@Spongester99 @CultofKorra @strawb_fieldz @papermalte Tell it to the judge.

@TheBBPD @CultofKorra @strawb_fieldz @papermalte She threw a rock a me

@CultofKorra @Spongester99 @strawb_fieldz @papermalte Not cool, SpongeBob.

@Spongester99 @strawb_fieldz @papermalte @TheBBPD why are you being mean to me

The Police Department has sent officers to forcefully shut down the Chum Bucket owned by @/EviWSJPWankton after he has refused to comply with the shutdown demand, we have also ordered a warrant for his arrest.

Please stop protesting :/

Nooooooo 😭😭😭

Welcome back sir! We're happy to welcome Chief Goku back to his position!

More updates coming soon. @Rea1Me2005

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Patrick Star, leader and founder of the Pink Conservative Party of Bikini Bottom (correct us if the name is wrong), has brought himself to the Police Department and is currently awaiting trial for the crime of hunting sugar daddies, and endangered species.

@EugKrabs @LocalSquidward It's okay Eugene, just try to tone it down from now on.

I just sold my entire house for this paper!

Yes, we are looking into @Rea1Me2005's hunting of the endangered species, the sugar daddy.

War never changes.

The BBPD is on the lookout for individuals Goku and Perch Perkins. While Perkins was in prison, Goku broke him out. They are currently on the run. Once caught, they will be taken to court. Please send any tips on their location to our direct messages.

Perch has recently turned himself in, he will be tried under the court of law on 1/11/25.

We put out a warrant for Perch Perkins' arrest for the burning of innocent nematode, John Stilhungri's, house, if you have seen him please turn him in to the police immediately. Thank you.