@ArisakaAya there is nothing wrong with communicating things the way you want to, actually
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Muffy
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Muffy
@TheFloppestra
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61?
Illinois, USA เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2019
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@suchnerve I want to and I don't because I have to present myself before a jury of my peers conjured up in my head and hear all opposing sides of potential judgment and interpretations of my desired action.
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One thing I stand with Europeans on is that Americans are freaking weird about water
Your body doesn’t need a constantly flow of water to work a desk job or even to walk around a city, you’ll be okay
Clint Fiore 🦬 DM for Biz Deals@ClintFiore
Is everyone in Europe dehydrated? Nobody carries water bottles. Water is expensive everywhere and not free at most restaurants. Bathrooms are scarce and often cost money to use. My theory is everyone is ok with this bleak situation because they’re all massively dehydrated, rarely pee, and don’t know the glory of what 1+ gallons of water consumed per day feels like to the human body.
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germans have a word for that, it's called secondtolastthingen
public emmany #1 🦬@theemmacasey
how is penultimate a useful word. how frequently do you really need to say "second-to-last thing"
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@suchnerve whimsy jestermaxxer but I mostly jestermaxx for me, to make myself laugh. I once bought a slide whistle just to play it when I saw my friends do any movement that warranted a slide whistle sound. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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Dear Americans, I can't overstate the extent to which acting naturally will make you look like a simpleton in Eastern Europe. You know those sweet kids with developmental disorders who just hug everyone they meet? That's what you are with your smile to us.
Rod Dreher@roddreher
From a 2017 magazine in Prague offering advice to US tourists.
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@suchnerve dating apps in concept have always seemed very disgusting to me. it just seems very dehumanizing to basically reduce an entire human to a nearly instant, binary choice on whether or not you think someone is attractive enough to say hello to them.
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Dating apps never worked for me. I just put myself out there online and in person, and see what happens.
My last two serious exes were actually guys I met on here. On Twitter. They slid in my DMs, and it worked.
FriendlyTrollPainter@TheTrollPainter
@suchnerve How are you supposed to get yourself out there for the yearning attracted to find? The dating app trenches are brutal
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@kickfliptomboys while boys my age were being paraded around school in dog collars and leashes by scene girls I was shitposting in gmod darkrp servers
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if you played minecraft while growing up in the early 2010s
congratulations
you wasted countless hours of your adolescence on a cultural product that gave you nothing tangible in return
have fun looking at nostalgia social media posts about it forever
Donutyfriend@donutyfriend
Old Minecraft vanilla textures!
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What do yall play on PC, genuine question
dave@_SlimeDave
Once you start gaming on PC that console shit dead ngl
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I was wondering why the Central Park horse carriages haven't been banned yet and jokingly said "is there some all powerful horse and buggy lobby 😅" and every New Yorker just looked at me like this
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i adore this website so much. no one does it like twitter.
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@HandlerFu @Be_like_legend Admittedly, I am in my 30s now and CRTs are part of a bygone era, so I probably can't hear this anymore. But I distinctly remember being very sensitive to the noises of electronics as a child.
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@HandlerFu @Be_like_legend I noticed the pitch of the whine would change depending on the presence of another person. So if someone came downstairs and I didn't hear them, I could tell if they were approaching the room I was in from how the pitch changed with the whine.
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@DimitriRunes @PAonethreezero I am 33 and even I know "just get a gf" is maximum bait. People say this like you can just wander into the girlfriend store and buy one like looking for a bike. It's insane, lmao.
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Noticing a lot of the people in the comments are saying "Oh women are easy go find one" or something.
Brother, Gen Z males are the most chronically single generation. About 60% aren't interested, and 44% haven't even gotten a date as a teenager. Most of us can't find someone.
唯我独尊・宮内蛍@real_hotaru
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Jerry: She has a penis?
George: She had a PENIS, Jerry!
Elaine: So what if she had a penis?
(Kramer enters)
Elaine: Kramer, would you ever date a girl with a penis?
Kramer: I only date girls with penises
George: Really? Why?
Kramer: She knows her way around the equipment
Sage@sagebored
It's so funny how easy it is to imagine a modern Seinfeld
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@fw_naetoblaq After being invited to a wedding I asked about the dress code in a group chat organized for it. I was told "casual, dress like you're going to Wendy's." When I got to that wedding I was the only guy not in a suit, lmao.
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