GrumpyOldDan

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GrumpyOldDan

GrumpyOldDan

@TheGrumpyOldD

Hailing from Parts Unknown: dog owner, fisherman, curmudgeon extraordinaire

เข้าร่วม Kasım 2023
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Science girl@sciencegirl·
This guy made an aircraft carrier with stunning precision 📹Perdanajulius
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Massimo
Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
Did you know? Whale milk is 50% fat and so thick it won’t dissolve in water, allowing calves to drink straight from the ocean.
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Maya Midnight@ServeMissMaya·
I am SO bad at remembering not to swear on here
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Jennyred 🦊
Jennyred 🦊@jennyred85·
My ass in these pjs 😍😍😍😍
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GrumpyOldDan
GrumpyOldDan@TheGrumpyOldD·
Me, Monday through Friday:
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Twonks
Twonks@twonkscomics·
Beads
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GrumpyOldDan
GrumpyOldDan@TheGrumpyOldD·
Just finished a Saturday Costco run - the stuff of which nightmares are made. Was pleasantly surprised to encounter fewer spatially-unaware dipshits than normal, and scored a sweet hydrangea for $20. 4/5 stars, would recommend
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GrumpyOldDan
GrumpyOldDan@TheGrumpyOldD·
The best advice I’ve ever been given came from a package of Black Cat firecrackers: 1. Light fuse 2. Get away
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Tater Magoo-ish
Tater Magoo-ish@PlantRobinson·
Is naming your kid Braydon a hate crime?
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MayoIsSpicyy
MayoIsSpicyy@Mayoisspicyy·
I'm not much of a carpenter, but I think I could build a guillotine.
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Censored Girl
Censored Girl@Girl_Censored·
Have a fantastic Saturday. 💋
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GrumpyOldDan
GrumpyOldDan@TheGrumpyOldD·
Wordle 1,743 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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