Mr. Turtle

How I imagine Mr. Turtle thinks of CT

+200 SOL

once I hit 5,000 followers imma show you freaks what’s inside my shell

@DextersRebirth I like that actually I think

@TheMisterTurtle Hello Mr Turtle Not sure why but i feel like calling you Mr Trigger Feels like I've known you for a long time

@Yennii56 don’t start this shit again

@TheMisterTurtle following mr turtle here is a financial advise ~ mrs frog

@THRIGGAR That’s the implication

@TheMisterTurtle Your turtle d!ck?

@PerryALPHA @SkylarSkye3 Tell her Perry.

@SkylarSkye3 Shut up you stupid bitch. You're faking it. We like Freddy not dumb thots

THIS IS THE BEST FOOD I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE, AMERICA YOU KEEP ON DELIVERING! 😍

@dopamine273 Turty Squirty

so do we still call him frigger or is something like porch turtle more suiting now

@JoeyMoose @MrBeast Enjoy your slop, Moose. You’ve earned it.

Watching the Knick game at Beast Burger after the World Cup. Your place is popping @MrBeast

@itszore Lesson in that.

its crazy to me that people log into twitter everyday and then interact with doomer shit that has nothing to do with them. Like go outside, talk to a stranger, buy a sandwich, do literally anything but that. You could do a million things besides interacting with politics on a platform where u achieve nothing, but instead you log on. Everyday and talk to people who dont care about you, dont actually listen and have this racial, political, environmental, etc discourse. for what? to become a more jaded human it is literally more productive to jerk off and watch anime imo. I spent 9 months off here, so i dont really have a tolerance for this pointless discourse anymore. wanna know what i did today? i went to yoga with some friend, ate 4 tacos and had 2 ranch waters. I think i will self ban again for the next week.

@onlyvoss I have like one piece of one piece haha I’m not exposed

@TheMisterTurtle now throw some one piece cards in the vault

I haven’t been doing a ton of on-chain trading lately but I’ve been active in other arenas my PSA vault is doing pretty good is cardboard local topped? or can the gacha gambling machines push pokemon up even higher?

@piantoel_ The best and easiest way to get exposure to Pokemon is to just buy Pokemon

@TheMisterTurtle Do you think Pokemon will be popular in this ecosystem? I see more and more projects turning to Pokemon

@yngganzer he borrowed money from some people and disappeared

@TheMisterTurtle hello Mr. Turtle, do you know anything about Tony Meatball?

@Nishgn I pulled a Japanese one from inferno

@TheMisterTurtle Are you still trying to pull Mega charizard from phantasmal flames?

@FakeRosaParkXBT Me neither

@TheMisterTurtle Don’t even know what that means

Who am I? I’m your favorite trader’s least favorite trader.

@beaverd Congratulations on this, Beaver. I’m proud of you.

@TheMisterTurtle good lord