Michael Four-9 Knapp

@BricksCenter He traded the locksmith.

Nico Harrison tried leaving the press conference but the door was locked 😭

@BrianBeckner Can you imagine that bitch’s notification alert total?!!!

Depends. youtu.be/_LgEr5jm3ZQ

@BrianBeckner @ezeddaly @ben9o6 @SuperLee5 …and Thom Brennaman is a clinch to catch a Hot Mic!

@SarahKSilverman It hit me. Not finally, or anything…it’s not like I had been pondering or searching unsuccessfully. But suddenly nonetheless: Snoopy. You’re Snoopy. Female, obviously (fine AF, I’d add) but Snoopy’s spirit for sure. Snoopy. You’re Snoppy.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 …and cancer.

Covering artificial pitches with rubber for cushioning

@espn Yes, but it was on someone wearing pink shoes.

Kentavious Caldwell-Pope was given a flagrant foul 1 for this play on Jayson Tatum.

@catsandcoffee84 @HistoryBoomer Every one of those cakes sound amazing!

@HistoryBoomer Carl, I like you, but I don’t know if I can follow you after this monstrous tweet. GERMAN CHOCOLATE?!?

To celebrate Easter, my list of WORST CAKES (to be clear, these are bad on any day, not just Easter) 9-Angel food 8-Lemon drizzle 7-Pineapple 6-Pineapple upside down 5-Green tea (Matcha) 4-Any other cake with coconut 3-German Chocolate #2-Carot #1 worst- Stollen/Fruit cake

@RetroNewsNow Woah.

🎉Joey Lawrence turns 49 today

have a night, mike trout 💪

@billburr I bet you this 11-pt Timberwolves halftime lead that ballooned to 26 by midway through the 3rd is a tight contest with 90 seconds to go in the game!

@RetroNewsNow Giggidy!

📺DEBUT: 'Wings' premiered 35 years ago, April 19, 1990, on NBC

@ClutchPoints He’ll be fired by Christmas’27!

@RogueBumbleBee Bad tattoo!

@LegionHoops @ESPNNBA Sounds hot.

“Luka, LeBron, and Austin Reaves can fit together beautifully… and they can share each other’s load.” — Brian Windhorst (via @ESPNNBA)

@RogueBumbleBee Theme?

@BrianBeckner @ezeddaly My condolences to your timeline.

@deandelray Congratulations!

@DrunkRepub Short time. Dummy.

BREAKING: Due to Trump‘a tariffs Vietnamese prostitutes will now only love Americans medium time.