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I miss my beard, and I miss the way @Blitz5 used to look at me

@chelsRK You are something

@chelsRK Weekly SPX credit spreads. Let the Theta pay me

@traderhc Nowhere? Up 75pts, down almost 100pts, then up another 50 all in one day... are you retarded

$SPY gapped up overnight then went absolutely nowhere all session. Opened at 658, sitting at 657. The entire "rally" happened while you were sleeping. That's not buyers stepping in. That's shorts getting squeezed in the dark. Every institutional flow indicator is flatlined. CTAs neutral. Buybacks in blackout. Pension rebalancing absent. Nobody with real capital is chasing this. Chicago Fed activity just swung negative. Oil down almost 10%. The growth scare is building underneath a market that looks green on the surface. Tomorrow's flash PMIs are the real tell. If manufacturing and services confirm the slowdown, this squeeze exhausts fast. I think $QQQ is back below 580 by Friday. Who's actually buying this with conviction? Genuinely asking.

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Trump: We've won... in the first hour it was over.

@Breadddman @wassup61edt Don't talk about it be about it

Bro @wassup61edt we should have shorted oil futures on Hyperliquid

STRIKE. 💥🦅

@unusual_whales Proof they're all just dicks

Odds Democrats take the Senate reach on all-time-high on Polymarket.

Because you’re going to hear that I actually went 3/3 Monday

I love this clip. Trump looks so pleased with Pete. What a difference it makes for Trump to have true fighters on his side. Pete Hegseth, Marco Rubio, and JD Vance are the future of the GOP. And thank God for it.

Man, I love America

Heat 2 with DiCaprio and Bale is like finding out the stripper actually does love you

@EricLDaugh That's my @SecWar baby 3 plates

🚨 WOW! SecWar Pete Hegseth just benched 315 pounds again and everybody went CRAZY That’s our Secretary of war, keeping morale at an all-time high! 🔥🔥

@Breadddman Might could go sideways. Maybe

Next week, the stock market will go up or down. It will be the best or worst week ever on this app. 💯

There are two rules in life: 1) Never give out all the information.

If they hated the IRS as much as they hate ICE then we could really make some progress around here

Worst officiating in the history of the @NFL ... every week just making the most nonsensical calls I've ever seen

For quality of life, it is better to err on the side of being an optimist and wrong, rather than a pessimist and right

@Breadddman You're so hot