Zack Voell

One day you'll post your last banger

@stackinbits ❤️

I’m happy and optimistic about the future. The world is a total mess. I think it’s a feature, not a bug. I believe right now is supposed to be exactly like this. Heavy friction in the world. Friction is a necessity for progress. Think of it as leverage for progress if you will. Turbo madness mode speeding down the tracks. We all feel some sense of anxiety over the state of things. We all need to relax…nothing is under control. We’ll create big problems, learn big lessons, and create even bigger solutions. This is the human way.

"I am feeling happy and optimistic about the future" you don't hear that anymore

@mert If you can't identify that piece of wasteland on a map, are you even American?

wild that most of the world's political discourse and conspiracies are about a small piece of land the size of new jersey

@tszzl @nikitabier I don't think he'll get hate for it? It's pretty standard practice in legacy news media. It makes sense for almost all types of long-form written content. I'm not a fan of the articles but I like this lol

@nikitabier you’re going to get hate for this but it’s obviously the right product choice. I’m sure you have the data but I assume 99% of people open any article and close it after seeing it’s longer than a paragraph

We’re rolling out summaries for Articles now. Just tap the Summarize button if you want to know if it’s worth your time to read it (or if your attention span is 12 seconds).

@tmuxvim ?

the crypto twitter people who never moved on are like the people who are still in Dubai

@sayinshallah "Why do so many people hate Israel now?" > says shit like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If israelis are so resilient why does udi live in America and not israel

@KendraEBarnett This looks like the perfect job for @CL207

Totally normal and cool

@based16z 3 hours is insane I usually last 20 seconds with a rocket

You’re absolutely right

@Polymarket Yeah that's hilarious. He's said it a dozen times already. istheiranwarover.com

JUST IN: Trump assures the Iran "excursion" will be over soon.

@notthreadguy "Okay...? Right...?" Please clap.

holy fuck lmaooooo

@DeItaone Why do you need money for a war we won? Why do you need money for a war that's over?

TRUMP: ASKING FOR MORE MONEY FOR IRAN

@DipWheeler "Claude, steal this idea but also make it kinda like Hooters. Actually exactly like Hooters. And green. No mistakes, thanks."

Kalshi should respond by opening an opium den.

@justalexoki We have eternal life.

alhamdulillah goes so hard. what do christians have

@intern Have you asked your girlfriend for suggestions? After all those lunches she probably knows the best ones

if i make millions, nobody around me will be broke and i mean that. i will be moving to a very wealthy neighborhood

"Crude is below $100 again" "It's going lower" "No it's not" "Do you know anything about oil?" "No do you" "No"

@DipWheeler This might be an unpopular opinion but the best type of girlfriend is a "beautiful mid" kinda ugly one like this

Dip Wheeler playbook.

@PubKey Absolutely smash, but it needs 6 more beers

Smash or pass?

@DeItaone Me, when she says we need to talk

POWELL: WE ARE IN A DIFFICULT SITUATION

@Polymarket How many beers until the screens get blurry? I'll find out soon.

We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵

@BuckOnTwidder *girls

death, taxes and guys making nyc their entire personality