Jake Chandler

New buddy cop show idea: "One's blind. One's deaf. They're both dumb. Look out crime, here comes 'Hell and Keller!' Thursdays at 8pm."

@PeacockTVCare I paid for the year and have a charge on my bank statement saying so, but now my account says I'm not subscribed. Your "get in touch" page doesn't work. There's no email or live chat.

@commentiquette Did you do some stock photos a while ago?

Additionally, do you earn cash back for the monthly subscription price of a Streaming service? Or only other purchases made on a streaming service?

@AskCapitalOne I read your explanations online but still have questions for Entertainment and Streaming purchases on the SavorOne. For Entertainment it says you'll earn the cash back for movie tickets, but what about an AMC A-List subscription?

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@playrust aware of the hitbox issue on doors on the tugboat?

Cinnamon is a literal thirst trap.

@falloutboy Any chance of "Of All the Gin Joints..." or "Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?" tonight? 🤞

#AlphaMale is my new favorite genre of fanfiction.

Here, I made a thing.

The dead come back to life today. Make sure you aim for the head. #HappyEaster

I don't like to wear watches because I get anxious when I have too much time on my hands.

@narwhalnel This is why I'll never get a smart TV.

My favorite Batman was always @RealKevinConroy. Anytime I read a comic or think about Batman saying something I'd hear his voice. And it'll probably stay that way for the rest of my life. May he rest in peace.

Listen, they shouldn't get wider, but I'm all for phones getting longer. In addition to being a pocket computer, it's also my pocket back scratcher. #EverydayCarry

me making small talk at a bachelorette party

@nbcsnl Ben Schwartz duh @rejectedjokes

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@kylekinane It's about time Rock bands started having hype men too.

The only biopic I actually want to see. #MakeItWeird