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You put your right boob in (my mouth)
You take your right boob out :(
You put your right boob in and you shake it all about :D
Erina Makina 🐯⚙️ Phase Connect@ErinaMakina
boob choreography
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@Howlingmutant0 At first I was like "the fuck are you on about" but then I rotated my phone and was enlightened. It really does look like that
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God just traced in lightning an image of the profile of Donald Trump performing sweet oral sex on the Washington monument and you’re blackpilling?
sucks@powerbottomdad1
how the fuck is this a real photo lol. God loves America so much man
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How could I be so blind? i forgot the Master Chief's name was John. A famous Arabian name.
Ruben@Yeahx1000
@ReactionaryLuma “The very explicitly Christian named bad guys are Muslim”
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This could be real if Trump was 2% the fascist they make him out to be
KG@interstatejuche
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THEY JUST THREW AOC INTO THE OCTAGON ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN, TRUMP IS LAUGHING, THEY'RE- IT'S A MILKING MACHINE THEY'RE BRINGING OUT THE MILKING MACHINE, ARE YOU SEEING THIS? I DON'T BELIEVE IT
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Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”
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@Ello21620717590 @DasStratiotes @JakeSucky Season of opulence. I don't remember any lore entries but Calus had a line sometimes in the Menagerie activity "even the strongest of the vex you've fought are but farmers, engineers, managers."
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@DasStratiotes @JakeSucky The scouts and fighters thing? That was actually explained all the way back during year 1 or 2 of D2 in one of the lorebooks that was basically a calus x guardian fanfic.
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The Destiny player petition calling for Destiny 3 has slowed to just under 400,000 signatures after 3 weeks
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@Vitispi3 Yeah trust me dreams are weird. I had one were I was playing Titanfall 2 as a titan but could only walk and I kept getting executed to the point I got pissed off then woke up
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@masterChuckling It was club crackers with bacon - dispite the disaster I had a couple and they smacked
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To clarify, buy the base game and don't give them a cent more.
Don't let infinite (hah) microtransactions be justified to upper management
Halo@Halo
You want to look your best when crash-landing on an alien ring. Upgrade to the Premium Edition to unlock an additional 5 armor skins and 6 weapon skins with the Alpha Halo Armory Pack 💫
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Just turned 24, now my life can finally start right?
GIF
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Steeling my courage on my first day as a woman and offering one of my clearly menstruating fellow female coworkers a tampon from my oversized bag but she takes one look at the large knuckled hand holding it and shoots a stream of blood out of her cunt like a startled squid
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@gg4348745710447 Microsoft is not selling their golden goose IP. If Halo Studios flops it's just over.
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@TheRatCraves You are aware that this is 343i's last hail mary before Asha brings the hammer down. They've been living off Microsoft subsidies and if this game bombs, "Halo Studios" bombs with it. I am praying for their downfall so someone competent gets the IP
GIF
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