ThembaRobin
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ThembaRobin
@ThembaRobin
Thabo the Kota King. Professional Voice artist and Mc , Actor , content creator and business enthusiast 😎
Johannesburg, South Africa เข้าร่วม Ekim 2010
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Dynamic internet personality @ThembaRobin, known for his sharp humour and infectious energy 🎤😂, joins @smashafrika on #SmashAfrikaWeekends to chat about lending his distinctive voice to both television and radio campaigns. Tune in at 4PM. 🚀
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Breaking news: The crisp, dry Savanna 500ml can was spotted outside; conditions are crisp, dry, perfect. @ThembaRobin, reporting live from Outside.
@Official_PnC @MphoPopps @Pharoahfi @TsitsiChiumya #SavannaWeOutside #SavannaDry500mlCan
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Join me as I sit down with the brilliantly funny and proudly South African @ThembaRobin.
The man dubbed “SA’s Attenborough” for his hilarious viral content and iconic voiceovers.
It’s heartfelt, it’s hilarious and it’s everything good.
goodthingsguy.com/lifestyle/good…
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Paging the legend @ThembaRobin! 🦅🦗🐺 Since you’re the king of David Attenborough parodies, we need your expert narration on SA’s political wildlife documentary 🎙️. The ecosystem is wild! 👀
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David Attenborough Narrates: The Political Wildlife of South Africa
"And now, deep in the chaotic jungle of South African politics, we observe the strange and often perplexing behaviors of the country's dominant species. Each has evolved to adapt to its environment, some thriving on chaos, others on deception, and a few attempting to restore balance."
🦨 The ANC Loyalistus Corruptus – Once the dominant predator of the land, this creature has now resorted to scavenging off the carcass of a once-thriving economy.
Feeds primarily on taxpayer resources, preferring tenders and state-owned enterprises as its hunting ground.
Masters of blame-shifting, often pointing to apartheid ghosts to explain their self-inflicted wounds.
Frequently spotted making promises it has no intention of keeping.
🔹Natural enemy: Accountability and an educated electorate.
🔹Natural ally: Cadre deployment and state looting.
Status: Slowly starving, yet still dangerous when cornered.
🐍 The EFF Opportunistic Malemachameleonus – A highly deceptive predator, this species changes color depending on where the money is.
Vocalizes through violent rhetoric, chanting about land expropriation while wearing luxury designer clothing.
Claims to fight capitalism, yet thrives off it, with its leaders living in mansions while calling for revolution.
Relies on a highly emotional mating call: "We will take the land!", yet struggles to manage anything it actually controls.
Often seen engaging in mutual grooming with the ANC Loyalistus Corruptus, despite pretending to be its rival.
🔹Natural enemy: Self-reliant citizens and economic growth.
🔹Natural ally: Populism and political ignorance.
Status: Loud and aggressive, but struggles to sustain itself outside of its echo chamber.
🦅 The MK Zumatopithecus Revengicus – A chaotic and newly emerging scavenger, believed to be a subspecies of the ANC Loyalistus Corruptus.
Born out of pure vengeance, it exists to serve the interests of one individual rather than an ideology.
Obsessed with protecting its leader from legal trouble, often seen throwing tantrums at the judiciary.
Diet consists entirely of "State Capture nostalgia" and undermining democracy.
Frequently fights with its own species, causing internal chaos and confusion.
🔹Natural enemy: Law enforcement and the judicial system.
🔹Natural ally: Political instability and nostalgia for corruption.
Status: Unstable and highly volatile, a danger to itself and others.
🦗 DA Fence-Sitting Steenhoppertus – A peculiar species, known for its ability to jump in any direction depending on public pressure.
Prefers policy consistency, yet constantly undermines itself by trying to appeal to everyone and pleasing no one.
Shows bursts of competence in governance but gets distracted by political correctness and woke ideology.
Prey for both the ANC Loyalistus and EFF Opportunistic Chameleon, yet refuses to pick a proper fight.
Sometimes attempts to engage in real opposition, but gets nervous and retreats into "civic niceties".
🔹Natural enemy: Decisiveness and bold leadership.
🔹Natural ally: Corporate sponsors and media appeasement.
Status: Exists in a state of self-inflicted confusion.
🦅 The VF+ Cornelius Federalistus Eagle – A resilient and sharp-eyed predator, focused on protecting self-reliance and minority rights.
Prefers law and order, actively avoids the chaotic feeding frenzies of its larger rivals.
Advocates for federalism and merit-based policies, often ridiculed for speaking common sense.
Can see threats from a distance, yet struggles with breaking out of its traditional voter base.
Strong natural defenses, yet not large enough to take on the scavengers alone.
🔹Natural enemy: Race-based policies and government overreach.
🔹Natural ally: Self-reliance and small government.
Status: Highly alert, but in need of stronger alliances to survive long-term.
🐆 The PA Streetwise Jaguar – A cunning and adaptable species, known for its survival instincts and ability to navigate rough political terrain.
Speaks directly to the working-class, making it a serious competitor for disillusioned ANC voters.
Strong on crime and illegal immigration, making it one of the few species willing to tackle the real problems.
Will strike deals with anyone who benefits its interests, often seen hunting alongside larger predators.
🔹Natural enemy: Corruption and weak leadership.
🔹Natural ally: Pragmatism and working-class communities.
Status: Agile and unpredictable, capable of thriving but must avoid political entanglements.
🐺 The UIM Independent Wolfus De Beerus – A lone hunter, driven by pragmatism and national interest rather than ideological purity.
Rejects political tribalism, focusing on fixing broken systems rather than playing identity politics.
Advocates for law, order, and economic revival, but lacks the pack size needed to dominate the field.
🔹Natural enemy: Corruption and incompetence.
🔹Natural ally: Anyone willing to put the country before party politics.
Status: Has potential to grow but needs a broader coalition to truly make an impact.
"And so, the great struggle for survival continues in this political wilderness, where only those who adapt and remain true to their purpose will thrive. Who will endure, and who will be consumed by their own contradictions? Only time will tell."
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@ThembaRobin I have a great sketch for you. Have a scene where the G20 ministers have to wheel their porta toilets around. Similar to how kids have to wheel their desks around.
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A Haunted Ride Awaits.
Things get spooky as @ThembaRobin and Steve face the Haunted House getaway. Watch now to see their reactions!
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A unique and thought provoking piece called “ME’ by first time artist Salvador Doodle inspired by #comedian #bananaart by #MaurizioCattelan .
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I tried the NEW Galaxy Z Fold6, Did I like it ? youtu.be/9q1fi8TRX74?si… via @YouTube
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The captains have made their picks, South Ah, now it’s your turn! 🏀🔥
Tell us which team you think will take the win using #LiteSideOfTheCourt, and you might get some Extra Cold refreshment slid into your DMs. 🥶
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Please guys there is no need to clap or make a fuss, I’m just glad I could take a moment out of my day to change this guys life! 🙌🏾 Mandela Day Blessings !
#mandeladay #philanthropy #gooddeedscup @BouwerBosch #thisissketchy
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