Thinking Chimp

Michael Gove turned up at work to vote completely off his face. It's totally unacceptable, if you turned up to work like that you would be fired on the spot.

Russell Brand searches for a Bible passage - with the addition of the Countdown clock music.

@apatchworkboy Awwww

I appear to be suffering a slight case of globbits… 🥳

Such obvious bias @BBCNews @bbc! Why don't you speak to the Green candidate who WON?????! No, Reform all the way for you isn't it?Absolutely disgusting!

@apatchworkboy 😂🤣😂🤣😂

You know you’re having a bad day when…

@bbcsport @bbciplayer maybe not a good idea to have the result plastered all over the screen next to the thing everyone's not watched yet???! #WinterOlympics #bbc

Never forget what they really are...

First, Italians brought us the Renaissance. Now this. Europe just keeps getting better and better.

In honour of @SuellaBraverman defecting to Reform UK today Only seems fair to revisit this glorious moment…..👇🏼

The white house is sick. Using AI to make this peaceful protestor’s skin darker and make it seem as though she was hysterically crying, when she was not, is disgusting. This administration’s racism and hate for American citizens and our principles become more apparent by the day.

BOARD OF PEACE - Season 1

@Traderibo123 @NASA @NASAKennedy A massive waste of money for all you mean of course.

@NASA @NASAKennedy Incredible to see Artemis II ready for launch. A giant leap for all!

🚀 Our moonbound Artemis II rocket is on its launch pad! The Space Launch System rocket and Orion spacecraft rolled out from @NASAKennedy’s Vehicle Assembly Building, reaching Launch Pad 39B at 6:42pm ET (2342 UTC). Read more: go.nasa.gov/4qtbMDh

@xifancry @NASA @NASAKennedy You mean the opposite of that of course

@NASA @NASAKennedy What a complete waste of money. Absolutely disgusting.

Just seen that @Glinner is supporting the murderers and wannabe Nazis now called ICE. What the actual fuck is wrong with you???

Keep Retweeting please 🙏

You're out in the freezing winter rain hanging flags on lamp posts. Tommy Robinson and Ant Middleton are living it large in a Muslim country. You are not the same - you aren't even fighting the same 'enemy.'

Who picks the fucking awful music on @BBCSnooker ? #caseforearflaps

Where’s the Selby match on iPlayer?? @BBCiPlayer @BBCSport