Tom Garner

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE DEPARTMENT OF WAR 
April 28, 2026 The Department of War today authorized the World War Eleven Campaign Medal for all personnel who survived the latest global mess. “After the usual committees and one very lost intern, we’re proud to present this bronze globe-on-fire medal with its red-black-blue ribbon,” said Maj. Gen. (Ret.) Thaddeus “Buzz” Killington. “Wear it proudly… or at least ironically.” Eligibility: Served in theater, didn’t surrender to a Roomba, and can still spell “Ypres.” A bronze star device goes to anyone who lived through more than one Tuesday. Uniform update: Tactical velcro now authorized. Complaining remains punishable. The Department of War – Still Here, Still Counting

They named it the “Billionaire Tax” so you wouldn’t read it. I read it. Page 26 lets Sacramento convert it to a tax on EVERYONE without your vote. Same people. Same trick. They did it with AB 130. Newsom said he’d never sign a mileage tax. Page 137. Already signed. Now page 26. Your house. Your 401k. Your savings. No vote required. Watch before they bury it 👇 @raminrealtalk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@raminrealtalk

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@MilitaryCooI Big Bertha or mother of gawd

Name the gun you would use to take out this hog.

Nevada is no longer the low-tax paradise it once was. In fact, the Silver State now ranks 27 out of 50 for "overall tax burden" according to a new WalletHub report. That's mainly because our sales and excise tax is insane — 6.3% statewide and 8.375% in Clark County. 💀

@KingKaranCrypto Then yes!

@ThomasRoyGarner Yes

Who bought the $FLR dip when the sentiment was bad?!

@DavidJHarrisJr Congratulations

🚨BREAKING: Tiffany Murillo, a US Navy Sonar Technician, was involuntarily separated in March 2022 for refusing the COVID-19 vaccine. She was recently reinstated with nearly four years of service credit, backpay, and also allowing her to return to her preferred duty station. Thoughts?

@Faith_On_Chain Nice

I don’t “wait for dips.” I don’t “scale in.” I smash buy Bitcoin. Regardless of price. Not because I’m reckless..because I’m convicted. Every paycheck is a conversion. Every dollar is a melting asset I’m escaping. While they debate price… I accumulate certainty. You call it aggressive. I call it understanding the assignment.

Last month a Vegas tourist put $20 into a 'The Mask' slot machine at Casino Royale and won $401,612 — off a $2 bet. He said it took 6 hours to validate the jackpot and they "had to fly someone in private to double-check everything." The odds of hitting a jackpot like this are astronomical. For context, you're more likely to be bitten by a shark in Las Vegas. (📸 /u/Agreeable_Night7954)

@Dexerto My gosh!

YouTuber Markiplier and his wife Amy have rescued a street dog from Thailand Sandy was hit by a car and left with a dislocated leg before being adopted by the creator

@Faith_On_Chain Congratulations.

Buy another 0.01353 and withdrawing to self custody. Bit by bit.

@LiberalHivemind Congratulations, never read the comments.

To all my haters: I DON'T EVEN READ YOUR SHITTY COMMENTS!!!!! TOO BUSY WINNING!!!!!!

A man built an illegal streaming service bigger than Netflix and ran it from a house in Las Vegas for ten years. > Kristopher Dallmann ran it out of his house in Las Vegas from 2007 to 2017. > 183,285 TV episodes. More content than Netflix, Hulu, Vudu and Amazon Prime combined. > 37,000 paying subscribers at $9.99 a month. > The whole catalog was built by automated bots scraping the biggest piracy sites the moment new episodes dropped. > Subscribers often got new episodes the day after they aired on television. > When copyright complaints started piling up, Dallmann tried to rebrand the whole operation as an aviation entertainment company. As if it was just for in-flight TV on private jets. > One of his own programmers left mid operation and built a competing illegal streaming service called iStreamItAll. Same model. Twice the price. > The DOJ called it the largest internet piracy case ever to go to trial. > Netflix spent roughly $6 BILLION on content in 2017. Hulu and Amazon Prime spent BILLIONS more. > One guy in Vegas was beating all of them on library size from his house. > The streaming wars were just starting. Disney+, HBO Max, Peacock, Paramount+ were still years away from launching. > Studios were about to spend the next decade burning hundreds of billions trying to out-content each other. A guy with bots and torrents had already won that war in 2017. He just couldn't keep it.

The Hard Rock Cafe just installed a massive LED guitar on the Strip. Someone already got into the settings menu.

@btc_life_jp United States. Btc newcomer.. or convert? Lol

🌍 TO ALL BITCOINERS AROUND THE WORLD I don’t care about borders. I don’t care about time zones. I care about ONE thing: Bitcoin. ₿🔥 From Japan, I’m connecting with people all over the world through Bitcoin — and honestly, this is one of the best feelings in my life. BTC is more than money. It’s freedom. It’s conviction. It’s a global language. If you believe in Bitcoin too — I want to connect with you. Where are you from? 👇🌍

Two guys ran an entire hacking operation in a PRISON for months In 2015, two prisoners in Ohio were assigned to a recycling program where they dismantled old computers Instead of scrapping the parts, they started stealing them Carried components over 1,100 feet past guards, metal detectors, and multiple security checkpoints Then built two working PCs and hid them behind a plywood board in the ceiling of a training room closet They ran cables from the ceiling into the prison's own network Stole login credentials from an employee by watching him type his password Set up Bitcoin wallets, Stripe accounts, bank accounts and credit card applications using another inmate's stolen identity Downloaded VPNs, the Tor browser, password cracking tools and what investigators called "a large hacker's toolkit" Created fake security passes to access restricted areas of the prison This entire operation ran for months They only got caught because one of the computers used so much bandwidth it triggered an automatic alert The Inspector General said it was "almost as if it's an episode of Hogan's Heroes" Two guys with recycled computer parts and a ceiling tile built a cybercrime operation inside a state prison

@kobo just purchased the kobo bw on its way. Looking forward to reading again. Super excited.