Geoff Thompson

@alt_w_v_g You are the spiritual successor to Scott Adams/Dilbert

Watching the Oscars with my wife She asked me to "just enjoy it" I lasted 2 minutes (much longer than usual) Therapy is working Best Picture has 10 nominees I said "that's not a competition. That's a participation trophy with better lighting." She said "please don't do this tonight" Best Supporting Actor Five grown men pretending to be happy for each other I've seen more convincing smiles at a reduction in force meeting The winner cried Thanked his agent, his mother, and God In that order I noted the prioritization Best Actress gave a 4-minute speech No structure No key takeaways No next steps If my analyst gave a presentation like that I'd send it back with comments The host made a joke about Hollywood being out of touch The room laughed They didn't realize it wasn't a joke My wife said "are you enjoying yourself?" I said "I'm evaluating the production value relative to the ad revenue" She took the remote I kept watching from my phone They spent $50 million on a ceremony to hand out statues that cost $400 each to make The margins are incredible Sent from my iPhone

When I was in high school, a guy who hit 90 mph was basically a celebrity. People talked about him like he was going to the Hall of Fame. Cole Kuhn is a 16-year-old from St. Joseph's Prep and he just threw 101.8 mph. x.com/DudespostingWs…

@AllKindsWeather I've talked to her about it. She doesn't really embrace it though.

@ThompsonSport Correct, but she’s still a former #Gators tennis player.

Former #Gators tennis player Danielle Collins had enough of the #AusOpen crowd giving her grief during her match against a hometown Aussie. So she won— and then she struck back and rubbed her victory in all of their faces like a boss ☠️☠️☠️

@GatorNationFBPC They had to do something for recruiting. Other schools are using CBN's uncertain status against us. "Why would you sign with UF? Napier is about to get fired." Hopefully that will both retain some commits and convince others to come.

No coach in modern college football history (1990+) has had success when posting a losing overall record after 3 years while also underperforming the school's modern baseline for winning %. (Part of the 3 year test) Billy Napier has a losing overall record and is the 2nd worst coach in Florida history when it comes to winning %. History says that the decision to keep him for another year will 100% result in long term failure. Florida's leadership just shoved all their chips in betting that Billy becomes a long term winner, something that no coach with his 3 year track record ever has become. Stricklin and Florida leadership are hoping for an unprecented historical event to occur. If they are right, they will be lauded as genuises who had the courage to ignore robust historical data. If they are wrong, they will have made a very obvious and foolish decision. Time will soon tell the rest of the story.

@gatorsszn AND he did that vs an alum that many would like to see as our next coach.

Throw any amount of money we have at this guy. Won with a backup QB by double digits. Has Indiana at 8-0 for the first time since 1967.

@Buccaneers This guy!

Name the first Bucs player you think of when you see our Creamsicle helmet ⬇️

These guys kill it week in/week out

@sophagator #Priorities

Napier this, Stricklin that. have u considered that my earrings are pb&j sandwiches???

@AllKindsWeather @UF If you're going to keep Savannah and Spikes, let's go ahead and keep Stephen Alli in GatorMade too.

@gatorsszn To me, this says Stricklin is on the chopping block as well, if not others. They have to get that organized first.

Former Florida QB Shane Matthew’s has stated that the boosters will be making the next hire and that Billy will not get fired during the next several weeks on his podcast.

@MattQuartararo @EthanEibe @ridaught Excited to see what you do next!

The absolute best experience. It was a dream of mine to become a Florida Gator and to do so while also calling games in The Swamp and the O’Dome has been unbelievable. Huge shoutout to @EthanEibe @ThompsonSport and @ridaught

@onlygators Although I didn’t love the offense at times, it was more things like clock/game management and special teams that seemed more egregious. Hopefully the addition of Roberts and the ST guy (who is supposed to help with situational football) will help.

Florida #Gators will once again go into the 2024 season with two OL coaches and no play-calling offensive coordinator, Billy Napier confirmed Wednesday (barring some unforeseen change). UF had one of the lowest-ranked OLs in the country last season.

@gatorsszn The others don't exist to me

The best Florida Gator logo is… You can only pick one 🐊

@AstuteAlligator What do you think the chances are the Calloway gets promoted? Supposedly, he's had a good bit of input on the scripted plays (which is why they seem to work).

***UF OC Hot Board*** ▫️Yes, I think it happens. ▫️Major scheme overhaul seems unlikely/risky ▫️BN will still be involved (and should be), but needs playcaller/scheme enhancer to (a) maximize offense and (b) free up time/energy elsewhere. 7 names I like & would keep an eye on…

Haven’t done this in a bit. Great to be back on the mic. Feel free to join in, bbcusta.net/championshipco… starting at 1030 #bbcusta #procircuit instagram.com/p/Cr3XOswuXp7/…

@SanhitaSheth You can be my accountant any day!

Serving as President Fuchs stand-in… Congrats, grads! #ufgrad @ Stephen C. O'Connell Center instagram.com/p/CmPtqAcOXXU/…

What was the first baseball card you really fell in love with? I’ll start:

Granted it’s not BBQ, but my first attempt at a key lime pie, with key limes grown in our own backyard. @ Gainesville, Florida instagram.com/p/CkW3O0jtZzt/…