
Tim Thorson
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Tim Thorson
@ThorsonTim
🥛 Just a tall drink of water, in a dirty glass 🤙 IT professional (retired early) 🧳 Occasional gallivanting dilettante 🚫 DM (ask first) 🥄 There is no spoon
California, USA เข้าร่วม Ekim 2011
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@JamesKInFlorida @BLISEARTH @disclosetv We are now approaching a world where many things are in a fog (authenticity vs synthetics), many of us have been reduced to cats chasing laser pointers. Reality now escapes us, we can only hope that truth prevails.
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Event goal: look sharp, spring-ready, and just a little flashy—like I care about fashion but aren’t trying too hard. Picture polished Southern gentleman with a playful edge.
“Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen
...no more bets!”
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@AnnaKKraken TY. Keep it real.
Although feeling like you're on the price wheel is somewhat demeaning, you are still a prize.
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Early Morning Dating Update
I woke up this morning to two text messages from gentlemen.
And by “gentlemen,” I mean men I’ve been on exactly one date with—never a second, barely a follow-up, and apparently now operating under the assumption that I’ve been lying awake waiting for their 12:42 AM offers of…intimacy.
Because nothing says “I’ve been thinking about you” like radio silence for weeks followed by a casual, “Want to know more about the extra appendage between my legs?”
I suppose it is Friday.
Time to dust off the Rolodex and offer the ladies some…attention.
The offers themselves? Truly riveting.
Pulitzer-worthy, really.
A stunning blend of minimal effort and maximum assumption.
So now I find myself facing a dilemma:
How does one even begin to choose from such a distinguished pool?
Do I select based on…hypothetical attributes and measurements?
The man with the bigger…ahem…”ego”? The one with the stronger belief that I exist solely as a convenient Friday night activity?
Or perhaps I should elevate the process—introduce some criteria.
Since I don’t have any verified data points, do I ask about lifestyle indicators?
“Do you own a boat?”
“And more importantly than the length of the extra appendage between your legs… how big is the dock? The beam?”
For research purposes, of course.
Meanwhile, these men—bless their confidence—have absolutely no idea that what I was actually looking for…was a conversation. A brain. A pulse above waist level, ideally.
It’s almost charming, really. The efficiency of it all.
Why waste time getting to know someone when you can skip straight to being declined?
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Everything, seemingly quiet. Then abruptly - 2AM. I am Jolted from sleep. Something's missing. I am jonesing. Something IS missing.
Ahhhh, yes, I remember now. It's her. Annaaaaaaaa. (Think "Stellaaa")
Kracken Chronicles 2.0! I have been yearning for chapter two. There must be more. More to quench this yearning. I'm sure the continuing story is rife with large awkwardness? But more importantly - Is she safe?
Please, crack knuckles and bang thy keys!
Did you hand over Milky-White? Did you take the five beans home? Can you hear the singing harp?
@AnnaKKraken Inquiring minds need to know
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Sounds like Putin's head is screwed on a little more solid - he could get the shit wrapped-up, but, oh no, full steam ahead...
So, people, buy all your "meats" and "grains" (that you'll need for 2027) NOW! - because they're going away, or they'll just be insanely expensive...
The Artist known as Jess@ElofsonJess
Putin is offering a damn good deal. We should take that deal. I got $20 that says Trump does as Israel wants, bombs Iran and this goes to a full global cluster fuck. Because it's 2026 and we only do worst case scenarios around here. Good luck Long Live The Republic
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I will never understand why so many people are mean to this woman, a woman of God and a grieving widow, but then I remember how they treated Jesus.
Erika Kirk@MrsErikaKirk
I went to the White House Correspondents Dinner for one reason. Too many journalists have done everything they can to dehumanize me for months, and I wanted to look them in the eye.
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@QualityLearing_ Obviously, a joke. This was a private joke between two people not a public post
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It's a desecration of Charlie Kirks legacy.
You know, when Rush Limbaugh died - they didn't parade around *his* body (literally filmed the casket scene with her) or celebrate the money they made off of merchandising ("event of the century") or how about the photographs under the "death tent" like it was a theme park.
Contrast that with Rush Limbaugh - They didn't keep running the show with his name and logo and bumper music and such. Continuously "milking-it" for all its monetary worth. NO! ...They respectfully put Rush Limbaugh's amazing legacy to rest and moved on.
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@MarindaVannoy1 You said that seriously, right? Just checking...
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At first you might think this guy is being a dick but upholding the Constitution does sometimes make you look dickish. The contrast of this video compared to how so many people are now being surveilled by Flock cameras, in public is deemed okay by the police but citizens using cameras in public is deemed unacceptable...?
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Both of these officers got schooled in a school of all places.
The first guy came in all pumped for a confrontation, but once he saw no laws are being broken and got the little reminder of what our rights are, he did change his tune. Clearly he must have seen a first amendment audit in the past and was hoping to not be featured in a video.
Good thing this guy was here first because if that second officer got their first, I have a feeling things would get real ugly real quick. The second officer did not seem too interested in following the law.
Know your rights folks, even the officers that know what your rights are will push the boundaries just like you saw in this video.
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@AnnieForTruth With a fun-house face like that, maybe she does give good BJ - But with me, she'll have nothing to work with, just saying
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@RepSaraJacobs This is kind of scary when he deflected the question and starts talking about biden/autopin - Things had changed and they changed fast.
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Tim Thorson รีทวีตแล้ว

gm to the best people of 𝕏!
it’s Costco time! it’s the only place I actually enjoy shopping. there’s always a million random things I want to buy, and I can basically have breakfast just walking around eating all the samples 🤣
the only problem is it somehow costs me like $1,000 every single time I go 😅

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