That dude you accidentally made eye contact with..

@PhillyTheBoss Meanwhile at my house...

@WUTangKids Governor Hot Wheels is pretty good nickname but I still think @theliamnissan's #StairwellJackson is the best...

Governor Hot Wheels thinks this is real 🤣

@HubPointless What the Bible doesn't tell you is that disciple that ran ahead and reached the tomb before Peter Rabbit was actually Johnny "Old Turty Bastard" aka "Ol' Turts McGurts" aka "OTB" Turtortoisi fastest Turtle in Jerusalem and a pretty good fisherman

@HubPointless Well duh, Peter was quick as a bunny, because he was actually a rabbit... Pope St. Peter Rabbit... 🎶Sanctum Peter Cottium Deus in re unium hippitus hoppitus Deus Domine In suus via torreum Lepus in re sanctum hippitus hoppitus Reus Domine🎶

“The two were running together; and the other disciple ran ahead, faster than Peter, and came to the tomb first”

@JinglaiHe "Heavily Booed I was there, I didn't film it though and nobody seems tonhave footage of this historic proof but trust me bro it happened" LMAOOOO get fucked doofus...

Mark Carney just got HEAVILY BOOED at the Ottawa Senators vs Minnesota Wild hockey game in Ottawa today. This guy's popularity is all one giant illusion lol. Ottawans know what's up and are completely fed up with the Liberals.

@DahliaKurtz Whats stopping you? I mean you do know where the door is...

As a Canadian, I would PAY for American citizenship. 🇨🇦 < 🇺🇸

@MrJamesMay 1970s Mercedes Benz 300SEL 6.3L... Its the base for this 1971 6.8L Beastly Rally legend "The Red Pig"...

Very tasteful Benz at The Oak today.

@joeyferg Bruce Cassidy can manage young players, it maybe tough love but he plays them instead of giving veterans the long minutes, like Berube and DeBoer, preferring his young players to play their way out of their mistakes... Plus his teams have a balanced offense and defensive approach

@joeyferg Thats ok DeBoer isn't great at managing young players and prefers to play veterans, so DeBoer is just a skinnier Berube. For a team like the Leafs especially next season with the potential of a quick refurbishing/retooling still on the table, they're going to have younger players

Welp one Leafs candidate down.

Tank Commander Bill

@theliamnissan I knew you were a fellow Deadhead 🎶Ain't nobody messin' with you, but you. Your friends are getting most concerned. Loose with the truth, maybe it's your fire, Baby, don't get burned🎶 - Althea - Grateful Dead and one of the most underrated guitar songs youtu.be/ZZNZgtj26Fk?si…

Every single person is a Liam Nissan lurkin' He could be working at the Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings

@MiMiLooLooTx @Rightanglenews @The_FJC I think you're probably fat.... Are you gonna sue me for speculation, tubby? LOL

@ThumpyLoudfoot @Rightanglenews @The_FJC Its Trump. 🤣 It will happen. Happy to wager. 🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING - X users are now demanding that leftist accounts who ran a targeted campaign spreading false claims about President Trump’s ailing health and hospitalization at Walter Reed Hospital lose monetization. Free speech, not free to make money off lies.

@StreetLeague Bread... Knot Bread... Toasted Knot Bread.... SALTED!!!!

HIS FIRST SLS, HIS FIRST WIN JUNI KANG 🏆 Juni needed the 8.9 on his last trick for 1st, and got the 9 Club, “Dream come true”

@StreetLeague That was amazing, and now my back hurts... why did I watch this?

You're welcome

@HubPointless And fucking duct tape..... DUCT TAPE AND A SANDWICH BAG!!!

@MiMiLooLooTx @Rightanglenews @The_FJC The reason why I know this is because this has already happened. Trump media silent for like a week and everyone speculated he was dead, even Late Night talk shows joked about it. Not one person got sued. Not even a sniff of a lawsuit. You don't think he would've sued Kimmel? LOL

@MiMiLooLooTx @Rightanglenews @The_FJC I'll tell you what, since the concept of either of exchanging information/actual money (I don't have any LOL) I will just follow you and everyday nothing happens I will shit all over you... LOL sound good?

@MiMiLooLooTx @Rightanglenews @The_FJC LMAO can't wait for Donald Trump successfully sue 1000s of random people from a round the world, because they thought he was dead... See how ridiculous that sounds? LMAO did you think about any of this before you Xeet'd it?

@MiMiLooLooTx @Rightanglenews @The_FJC No thats not how US civil law works... Care to make a bet that nothing happens to anyone? Nobody gets sued, I mean since its a slam dunk defamatory case and all.... LOL

@ThumpyLoudfoot @Rightanglenews @The_FJC Speculation when you have overwhelming evidence to the contrary is defamatory. Nothing against Hillary was a lie. And certainly no lies on Hunter, the massive loser. Totally different.

@JesseBlake I asked Steve this already, at first as a joke but now I'm genuinely curious in how SDPN would react to the most ridiculous (yet feels oddly plausible) hypothetical hire I can think of. How would @sdpnsports react to the Leafs hiring George Parros as President of hockey ops? LOL

Nasty stuff from Tavares going through the legs blind to Cowan for the goal