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Harry being so cute and pretty that Voldemort falls face down into the mud, shaking from cuteness aggression. 🫣

Harry with his horcux baby 🫣

Horcrux connection making Voldemort smell like tasty snack to Harry.

My entire feed is somehow dominated by writing advice, with people either criticising it or rooting for it. Where is the tomarry stuff? 🧐

@StolenViolet Perfectly said! 👍

@Timaeus538690 tomarry: tom in the 'somebody's problem' harrymort: harry in the 'somebody's problem'

if someone would be so kind as to draw tomarry in this, i'll give you a big ol'kiss, please and thank yooouu~

@ghostedgwen Harry's frail little hand. 🤩

これいじょうはなにもしりません｡ #Tomarry

@StolenViolet Voldemort suffering the consequences of his actions but still blaming Harry afterwards.

@Timaeus538690 harry: what are you trying to do? create your own army?? voldemort: ... voldemort: actually, that's not a bad idea- harry: COUCH!🫵

Pregnant Harry fic = canon Pregnant Voldemort fic = crackfic

@StolenViolet Voldemort: What's one more? It's a drop in the bucket. Harry: You won't see the bucket ever again if you keep bringing more. 😤

@Timaeus538690 voldemort, holding some random baby: *clears throat* let's say, hypothetically, someone attempted an ancient ritual- harry, already heavily pregnant with gaggle of horcrux babies behind him:

@Miki_Something1 OMG, it being because Harry won a bet would be hilarious, though half way through V is like take it back and you grow it. You have experience with this. 😂

@Timaeus538690 Like he doesn't know exactly how it came to be 🫣 Harry probably won a bet and wanted to try 😂

@StolenViolet Harry, who already has multiple Horcrux babies with him: if this continues you'll be barred from using any magic. 😑

@Timaeus538690 v: here take this thing and do something with it, i have plans h: wait is this a fucking baby? what the hell? where did you even get- v: i may have messed up a ritual and it appeared. do not ask questions. h: but- v: i said do NOT ask questions.

@Miki_Something1 He's like what is this doing here? 🤣

@Timaeus538690 Exactly 🤣🤣🤣 he'd just rip the fetus out and pretend nothing happened 😂 Harry is mother.

@StolenViolet That or he'd just find someone else to lob it at, like this chosen one.

@Timaeus538690 and if by some miraculous way it did, he would fetus deletus that thing in a heartbeat😂

@Miki_Something1 The man couldn't even tolerate having his own full soul inside his body, let alone to suffer a pregnancy. 🤣 Harry pregnant? 100%

@Timaeus538690 Pregnant voldemort fics exist 😂😂😂😂 oh wonderful hahha Also Harry getting pregnant is 100% Canon.

@StolenViolet With him nothing would it get in there to hatch, other than his evil plots. 😅

@Timaeus538690 it's crack bc we all know he would've gotten a full hysterectomy before he even graduated Hogwarts

@Miki_Something1 Exactly! He'd get rid of all his competition so he can keep Harry to himself.

@Timaeus538690 I am so unsure if Tom would not just decide that Harry has to marry him. No one else is allowed to have parsletounge in their family!

Time travelling Harry dating Orion or Alphard and completely ignoring Tom. Tom catching Harry chatting with a garden snake and thinking they are related. Deciding to kill Harry, but with all that time spent plotting murder and stalking him, obsessing with Harry.

@DonatellaBlack Voldemort's usual mode when his pretty consort gives him the lightest time of the day. 🫣

@Timaeus538690 Really turns me on when a husband is a pathetic man obsessed with his wife

Voldemort being a pathetic consort-guy for Harry. Constantly in owl communication, checking the new laws by Harry, leaving work early for Harry. But everyone thinks he's just wanting to crucio Harry more that's why he leaves Dark Lord activities to go home.